Manchester Utd 2023/24 (Part 1)

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Will β€œMounty” be ready soon? He could be the final piece of the jigsaw

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I think he’s back next week.

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https://twitter.com/TheSecretScout_/status/1746617858451190102

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But Sancho is gone?

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Wow.

Klopp is performing miracles.

Miracles.

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Instead of paying him not to play, United are now paying him to play for someone else

Its like when you break up with a quare one.
Still wouldnt be at full power for a few weeks.

Unbelievable

It speaks volumes for the character of the player that turns down the big money advances from elsewhere to turn out for the famous redmen.

That man utd wage bill is nuts. No wonder they cant fix the roof

If we declare an amnesty for all all man united fans where we admit Klopp is a very good manager, ten hag has been a massive disappointment and united have vastly overpaid for a load of shite players and are an incredibly poorly run club will ye all stop slagging us?

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There will need to be one sacrificial hanging.

Then a deal could be struck.

It might free up a lot of time in yere day if we could all agree on the above three points

And ritual beatings/bannings for anyone who debates any of the points going forward.

also, @dodgy_keeper will need to log in for at least 2 hours after each united defeat

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Timo Werner has contributed to more PL goals this season than Antony