Manchester Utd 2023/24 (Part 1)

They spent 70m on a lad who scored 5 goals in Serie A last season.

Just the €45-50 million depreciation since his arrival. He’s still the most expensive defender of all-time alright.

You’re kidding me?

Yep, there’s no pressure on him to score goals though.

Over E40m for a mentally broken flop in his 30s. Incredible work from Ally mcBeal and the chartered accountants behind the scenes.

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The boys make the deals in fairness to them.

If Utd keep this up, there’ll be a few teams at the top of the net spend table getting twitchy.

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ETH winning all the battles.

And is apparently injured too?

He scored 9.

Never confused

I take it you’ve not been through Manchester airport recently?

He will be a reasonable signing for west ham perhaps, but in truth, once the crowd realise that the emperor has no clothes, it’s hard to recloak.
I suspect that 30 million is waay of the mark.
I think he’s been a very very poor signing for United. Ten fags majorest input was to bench him.
Time will tell.

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Mctominay would be a great signing for Leeds. A battler, and an absolute gent.

Why the fuck would I go to Manchester?

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You think theyd go througb the pleb way?

I still haven’t seen this from a decent source.

No Ornstein, no party.

EDIT: Whitwell just tweeted/X’ed it.

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I wonder what the wage bill is like compared to 18 months ago.