Dan must’ve been oblivious to Sandro Tonali’s incoming ban when he recruited him👀
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A full laptop?
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Hard drive with 128 MB of storage
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I’d say Dan went down to Curry’s and got it AND he included the carry case and one year extra insurance the flash bastard.
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Smart move from Brexit Jim to abandon the ‘sign the ex Eredivise players for 5x their value’ policy of Bald Hag and replicate the successful laptop guru strategy.
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That’s the ex-Blackburn winger?
Tis
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Competition?
Does Old Trafford have the Wi-Fi strength to support all this furious laptopping?
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Good money saver to bring in a lad with his own laptop
I’d imagine that laptop is the property of Newcastle United Football Club ie The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
Henry Winter is some fucking prick.
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I’d say they all listen to The High Performance Podcast with Jake Humphrey.
Imagine if Newcastle let him go but keep the laptop?
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Or Ashutosh remotely encrypts the laptop and all Dan has left is Solitaire
It has every player IMAGINABLE on it.
The opposition supporters are are worried. United are back.