Manchester Utd 2023/24 (Part 1)

It’s the footballing equivalent of oceans 11 now at Manchester United. We’ve world class operators in all the right positions.

Don’t forget the towel heads want rio Ferdinand and David Beckham in charge of the thing.

Isn’t Oceans 11 a movie? Wouldn’t Oceans 11 be the movie equivalent of Oceans 11?

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They’re gonna bring M’Bappe and he’ll pick the team and manager.

I haven’t seen any of the Ocean movies

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Man United are top of the form table since Jim Radcliffe bought 25% of the club I’d say.

Oh no. Is Bruno leaving?

They’re some load of shite…a colossally expensive assembly of overrated talent that stumbles it’s way towards mediocrity. It’s like a movie version of man utd

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Ya, going to Al Nassr. They’re giving the transfer fee straight to MBappe. Then theyre going to have Kyllian interview ETH.

Oceans 11 is unreal

I felt it struggled to convey it’s central moral message

I wouldn’t bother with Oceans 1 through 10. 11 is okay

:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

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Should be 4 from 4 in 2024. Mctominay missing a sitter v spurs is sickening now.

OGS has turned down multiple offers from Saudi Arabia according to Andy mitten.

Incredibly principled from the club legend.

Utd must be top of the ex manager integrity league for the month of February?

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Isnt OSG still being paid by united?

I heard on Second Captains that he’s accounted for 30% of Man United’s Premier League points this season. Can’t be too harsh on the fella.

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I’d be very harsh on him.

He makes everyone worse.

He does have a role as a sub but as a starter he’s a disaster. It’s no surprise that since he’s dropped garnacho, hojlund and rashford started playing well.

He’s a square peg in a round hole.

He’s clutch

If he was clutch he’d have buried that open goal v spurs.