Manchester Utd 2023/24 (Part 1)

The same fellas wanted Ronaldo sprinting after nobodies as well

Sounds like a lovely morning, it’s only a game of football after all.

Make it happen

monty python GIF

Just back from the driving range as well, so factor that in. On the downsidem im trying to persuade the little lady to come into town to watch boxing and thats not going so well… so swings and roundabouts

https://twitter.com/SimonUTD11/status/1775996311214698691?t=juKla0baJhT9a1gnp8685w&s=19

Who is this young go getter

Good looking kid, very like a young Cristiano

Simple Simon

Ah lads, lantern jaysus :joy:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/cole-palmer-responds-man-utd-32514944

Slam Dunk Wow GIF by NBA

£80m worth right there

That deal stinks

He can’t train them any harder looking at the injuries he’s accruing currently

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A disgusting collection of racist cunts following that team. Very sad

Wtf

Me, you and 18 holes…. :golf:

When bro? Where?

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Records BROKEN by 10Hag this season :

‣ ManU hadn’t lost 17 games in a Single season since 1989, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn’t lost 13 games by Christmas since 1930, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn’t gone 4 games in a row without scoring since 1992, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn’t lost 6 of their first 10 games in all competitions since 1986, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn’t lost 8 of the opening 15 games in a season since 1962, until 10Hag

‣ ManU had never lost 6 of the opening 14 games of a PL season, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn’t lost 5 of their first 10 games at Old Trafford since 1931, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn’t lost against Chelsea in PL since 2017, until 10Hag

‣ No English club had ever conceded 15 goals in the CL group stages in the competitions history until 10Hag

‣ Newcastle hadn’t won at Old Trafford since 2013, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn’t conceded 18 goals in the opening 10 games since 1967, until 10Hag

‣ Gala hadn’t won a game on English soil in 117 years of existing, until 10Hag

‣ ManU had never lost the opening 2 CL group games, until 10Hag

‣ ManU had never conceded 7 goals in the opening 2 CL group games, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn’t lost back to back games against Newcastle since 1972, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn’t lost 4 of the opening 7 games in PL history, until 10Hag

‣ ManU haven’t had as few as 9 points from the first 7 games since 1989, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn’t conceded 4 goals in a CL group game, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn’t lost BACK-TO-BACK Games at Old Trafford with a 0-3 scoreline, until 10Hag

‣ ManU had never lost at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn’t lost the first Two Away games since 1973-74, until 10Hag

‣ ManU had never conceded 2 goals in the opening 4 minutes of a PL game at Old Trafford, Until 10Hag

‣ ManU had never conceded 23 shots in one game at Old Trafford in PL history, Until 10Hag

‣ Brighton had never won twice in a row at Old Trafford, until 10Hag

‣ Gala hadn’t scored in or won an away goal in CL since 2015, until they met 10Hag

10Hag also holds the record of The Worst Defeat suffered by a ManU Manager This century.

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I bet it sounds great in his head in a little manc accent

9-1 the under 18s won v Liverpool,