Manchester Utd 2023/24 (Part 1)

I’d say they all listen to The High Performance Podcast with Jake Humphrey.

Imagine if Newcastle let him go but keep the laptop?

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Or Ashutosh remotely encrypts the laptop and all Dan has left is Solitaire

It has every player IMAGINABLE on it.

The opposition supporters are are worried. United are back.

It’s the footballing equivalent of oceans 11 now at Manchester United. We’ve world class operators in all the right positions.

Don’t forget the towel heads want rio Ferdinand and David Beckham in charge of the thing.

Isn’t Oceans 11 a movie? Wouldn’t Oceans 11 be the movie equivalent of Oceans 11?

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They’re gonna bring M’Bappe and he’ll pick the team and manager.

I haven’t seen any of the Ocean movies

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Man United are top of the form table since Jim Radcliffe bought 25% of the club I’d say.

Oh no. Is Bruno leaving?

They’re some load of shite…a colossally expensive assembly of overrated talent that stumbles it’s way towards mediocrity. It’s like a movie version of man utd

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Ya, going to Al Nassr. They’re giving the transfer fee straight to MBappe. Then theyre going to have Kyllian interview ETH.

Oceans 11 is unreal

I felt it struggled to convey it’s central moral message

I wouldn’t bother with Oceans 1 through 10. 11 is okay

:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

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Should be 4 from 4 in 2024. Mctominay missing a sitter v spurs is sickening now.

OGS has turned down multiple offers from Saudi Arabia according to Andy mitten.

Incredibly principled from the club legend.

Utd must be top of the ex manager integrity league for the month of February?

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