Mario Balotelli

Nah, they should sack him for being in a restaurant finishing his meal at 12.45, not drinking. Xenophobic english media, truly disgusting.

Agree on the media MBB but he was breaking a rule of the club and he was surely aware of this given that he phoned Mancini before the Napoli game to ask for permission to go for a meal prior to the game.

To be honest, I couldnt think of an issue that could be more of a non issue than this one.

Here you go
http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle/independent-woman/celebrity-news-gossip/rory-mcilroy-fancied-caroline-watching-wimbledon-ndash-former-girlfriend-holly-reveals-2960800.html

Just having a look through the rest of that daily mail site. What a paper!
They have a page discussing Margaret Tatchers funeral plans, but kindly add at the bottom that she is still alive that her health has not deteriorated in recent months :lol:

Bastards getting our hopes up.

I read through the first few paragraphs and was wondering how I missed such a momentous event.

Balotelli scores goals. :clap:

That was sheer quality from Aguero and Balotelli.

I wonder if this thread should be left to document his map cap antics though. :lol:

This thread should be used solely for recording incidents of his unusual behavior. Please do not go off topic. If you wish to discuss his football performances please use the EPL thread.

Anyone breaking these rules will be banned for a week. Repeat offenders will receive longer bans.

You have been warned.

The Admin Team

He was exchanging punches with Micah Richards yesterday.

:clap:

This may be a slight exaggeration.

I believe Micah has a slight lisp, if so Mario was well within his right to punch him

Tabs also trying to make a story of the bill he ran up in the hotel room he was staying in while his house was renovated, pathetic hounding of the great Mario.

I choose to ignore the patently false story doing the rounds on Saturday about Balotelli dressed as Sana handing out bags of money in Manchester.

As we can all see Balotelli is perfectly normal

http://www.balls.ie/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/AhEDLE4CAAAxxMG1.jpg

http://www.balls.ie/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Balotelli.gif

The Balotelli factfile

Survived a usually fatal disease at birth
£10,000 in parking fines
Car impounded 27 times
£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team
Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside
Rescued a child from bullying
Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager
Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting
Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club
Thinks milk with tea is strange
Bibotelli saga
Had a £120,000 Audi R8 imported and wrote it off within a week
Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say “Balotelli will see you now.”
Sent to John Lewis by his mother to buy essentials for the house, like an ironing board Came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and Scalectrix
Started fights with Kompany, Boateng and Tevez at training
Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for inter
Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter
U21s game for Italy, kicks a swedish player while he’s down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute.
Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it
He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrate in front of the Man U fans.
After the FA cup final, on live TV, says “This season I have been s***. Can I say that?”
Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real craphole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said “because I’m rich”
Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the pitch
Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto’o take a penalty that he had won
Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show
Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs
*** mental chicken hat
When he won the European Golden Boy trophy, said he had never heard of Jack Wilshere
Said he would find out who he was so he could remind Wilshere he came second
Drove his car into a women’s prison so he could have a look around
Swore on live TV after the FA cup final
Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy and missed
Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial
Brought iPad to bench during International friendly.
Set house on fire using fireworks
Said only Messi is “a little stronger” than him, and he is better than all other players
“Why always me?” shirt, made for him by City kitman Chappy
Drove around Manchester high fiving city fans from his car the day after >1-6
Became the face of a firework safety campaign days after setting his house on fire
Hands £20 notes out to strangers when in Manchester
Chanted Rooney! Rooney! at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne
Italy were showing off their brand new home kit. After half time, Balotelli came out for the second half, having for no apparent reason changed into the old kit. Nobody else on the pitch had changed.
Turned the landscaped back garden of his rented mansion in to a quad bike race track

Mario nicks Kun’s gloves

Reports of Balotelli at a petrol station today filling up his car and told everyone else to fill their cars up and he will pay… Legend

What Mario Balotelli did today generator

[font=Arial]
Manchester City star Mario Balotelli stunned college students when he parked his luxury Bentley outside their classrooms and strolled in to ask if he could use the toilet.[/font]
[font=Arial]
The eccentric Blues star turned up unannounced at the 1,800-pupil Xaverian College in Manchester around 1.30pm this afternoon.[/font]
[font=Arial]
Parking his white Bentley in the car park he strolled into the Rusholme college’s canteen area to ask pupils where the toilets were.[/font]
[font=Arial]
After spending a penny he went into the staff room to speak to teachers.[/font]
[font=Arial]
Accompanied by three friends he then walked around the campus of the sixth form college followed by cheering Man City supporting students.[/font]
[font=Arial]
After staying for around 20 minutes Balotelli and his friends drove off – leaving amazed students frantically calling and texting their friends to tell them what happened.[/font]
[font=Arial]
Eighteen-year-old Edward Gasson was sitting in the canteen with friends when the Blues star arrived.[/font]
[font=Arial]
He said: “Balotelli parked his Bentley outside then came in and was asking where the toilets were, then he went to the teacher’s staff room.[/font]
[font=Arial]
“After that he was just walking round campus like he owned the place and everyone was following him around.[/font]
[font=Arial]
“It was amazing to see him but it was a bit ridiculous for him to come here – you would never expect it to happen.”[/font]
[font=Arial]
Fellow student Josh Keogh, also 18, said: “When he was walking around all the City fans were cheering him.[/font]
[font=Arial]
“He just seemed proper chilled. It was really weird to see him at our college but pretty amazing.”[/font]
[font=Arial]
A spokesperson for Catholic Xaverian College on Lower Park Road - which is located just a mile from City’s former Maine Road ground - confirmed the star had visited the college.[/font]
[font=Arial]
They said: ‘Xaverian was delighted to receive a surprise visit from Mario, who chatted to some of the students at one of Manchester’s most successful colleges.[/font]
[font=Arial]
“We weren’t able to enrol him on any courses, but he is welcome back anytime.”[/font]
[font=Arial]
Excited pupils posted messages about the visit on Twitter.[/font]
[font=Arial]
Lauren Garnes tweeted: “Ok so Mario Balotelli randomly turned up at my college today, walked round for a bit and drove off in his white bentley… average day really”[/font]
[font=Arial]
O’brien Richards wrote: “Balotelli walking aroun in my college”, while another student tweeted: “Why is Balotelli even at xaverian college? Hahahhahahaaa”[/font]
[font=Arial]
One pupil added: “Why was balotelli rolling through my college? He has too much time on his hands man”.[/font]
[font=Arial]
Balotelli played for City in last night’s Carling Cup semi final at the Etihad Stadium but was substituted shortly before half time after suffering an injury.[/font]
[font=Arial]
The player last year wore a T-shirt with the words “Why always me?” after a string of headlines about his eccentric off-field behaviour.[/font]
[font=Arial]
In October 2010 he drove his Mercedes through an open security gate at a women’s prison in Italy after deciding he would take a look around. He was questioned by prison officials for half an hour before he was allowed to leave.[/font]
[font=Arial]
Last October his Cheshire home was set on fire when a firework went off in the bathroom and at Christmas he walked into St John’s Church, Chorlton, for midnight mass and put £200 into the collection tin.[/font]
[font=Arial]
It has also been reported that he drove around Manchester handing money to homeless people, although this was denied by Manchester City.[/font]
[font=Arial]
In an interview with an Italian newspaper earlier this week he said: “I’m not mad, not at all – even if sometimes I do things that are a bit strange.”[/font]
[font=Arial]
[/font]
[font=Arial]
[/font]
[font=Arial]
[/font]