Masters Golf 2014 - Official Thread

These commentators on BBC are some sickening cunts “he’s (bubba) an artiste in shot making, isn’t he?”. A couple of years ago they were ridiculing him for his unorthodox swing

The servile and fawning approach taken by golf commentators/journalists generally amuses me greatly.

They need a Bernars Jackman type figure to introduce some ‘can openers’ and ‘gorilla gates’ to the equation.

Explain please…

It’s logged on the anti rugby thread, The Jackman loves an aul ridiculous carchphrase. I only made one of them up.

What’s this? An overnight fucking golf expert picking up nuances from @Faldo[/USER] and [USER=1074]@Sandymount Red to ingratiate himself with the “City Dudes” on his
next business trip. #scrapingtheshit offmyshoe

[QUOTE=“Boxtyeater, post: 931260, member: 246”]What’s this? An overnight fucking golf expert picking up nuances from @Faldo[/USER] and [USER=1074]@Sandymount Red to ingratiate himself with the “City Dudes” on his
next business trip. #scrapingtheshit offmyshoe[/QUOTE]

I come into my own on the Sunday of every major, cuntflaps. I actually show up these clowns who watch golf every week but display no understanding of its shitty nuances.

A sickening result but the best golfer in the field usually wins

a very boring final day

Tiger is golf. No Tiger, no party.

Very boring, no fireworks, cue the waterworks again

Tiger is a cunt

Faldo has done it again. First second and fourth ffs that’s serious

Bubba’s wife is some hound for a golf WAG. Dufner puts him to shame.

Tiger will fuck your mother for saying that

Until I see evidence I won’t believe it, pics or gtfo

No chance of that lad, tiger ain’t able to fuck anything anymore, he’s finished.

Golf is an activity for dullards.

Anything* where you can’t physically tackle/assault an opponent is not a sport.

All the cunts playing it are inadequates/misfits who don’t have the ability/personality to excel in actual sports; e.g. that orange prick McIlpube.

They wear white and red coloured trousers and stuff and give off the impression of being absolute wankers bar none.

It also appears to be illegal for commentators to use the word “crowd”. Instead they call the weirdo freaks who pay to watch this farce on course the patrons, spectators or gallery.

You even have fat lads in their 50s challenging on the leaderboard. In short, it’s an utter jokeshop situation.

A pastime for boring bastards.

*with the notable exception of darts and snooker.

Hmmm… Disturbing news or poor word selection (to keep with the theme).

Tiger will fuck your daughter too for saying that