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5004

Your a desperate little cunt all the same.

5005

You’re

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5006

I’d have shoved those hard poached eggs up your hole.

5007

Well I can’t justify that, sounds terrible. I had that same avocado and egg dish there one time, (actually I think it was my missus had it) and it was quite good, definitely a fresh guac anyway and nicely poached eggs.
You should try it for lunch, it’s fairly good, specials are usually interesting anyway. Mightn’t suit the kind of roaster who thinks the fish and chips or the shepherds pie down in the Locke is the height of nouvelle cuisine though.

5008

I’ve always said you were a weird cunt.

5009

What kind of an arsey fucker orders avocado on poached eggs anyway. It sounds like something an uppity young one would order.

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5010

You should try it sometime you fat fuck

5011

you’d see a lot of posers in London at that lark

5012

A prize cunt in a faggoty polyester suit, that’s who.

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5013

That’s always how I imagined you.

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5014

Agree rating. One of tthe best in town for breakfast.

5015

@Bandage how was The Treasury?

5016

It was very good, pal.

The food was delicious. My missus was raving about it and I don’t think she was just being polite because I chose it. It’s a nice setting downstairs too and the staff were friendly/efficient. Crucially the chips accompanying the steak were tremendous also.

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5017

Homecooked chips in there I believe. Nothing but the best.

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5018

Was it a dear place Bandage? Was it stuffy/pretentious at all or a quite relaxed vibe?

5019

Limerick is chic

5020

Not dear for the likes of us, pal.

We had 3 courses each and a bottle of Rioja and it came to €120 odd.

Her: Scallops, Steak, Chocolate Brownie/Mousse/Honeycomb thingy. Starter sublime, steak fairly standard but good and most incredible dessert ever apparently.

Me: @The_Dublin_Bay_Prawn, Steak, Caramel Parfait.

A waiter chap called Jeff/Geoff said he worked in bars in Limerick for 20 years and told us to go to Mickey Martin’s, The Blind Pig and Nancy Blake’s. He told us that chocolate brownie dessert gets incredible feedback - didn’t tell me in advance though, the prick. It wasn’t stuffy at all, a grand place.

We got lost and went to Tom Collins’.

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5021

Poor advice from that bollocks trying to send you that cunt hole Nancy Blakes.

What did you think of Tom Collins bar? Did you try the Guinness?

5022

@Smark - are you aware that Tom Collin’s and Nancy’s are owned by the same fella

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5023

Donal…