Media Night - Friday, August 14

Official TFK Announcement

Please be advised that TFK players will NOT be making themselves available for newspaper, television or radio interviews at any time before next Tuesday evening’s decisive league game OTHER THAN at Friday’s media night.

A selection of players including Stevie G, Bandage and Jugs will be present in Copper’s, Harcourt Street, Dublin 2 from circa 11.45pm onwards. The players will be located outside the ladies’ shitters on the ground floor and will gladly speak to authorised media personnel.

Thank you.

How many appearances has jugs made this season?

In Coppers or for the Astro team?

Hmmm, let start with astro, not sure the lads would bec apable of totting the other number.

I’d say he’s played in 85% of our games.

Is he a Simon Easterby type player?

Yes. A lot of unseen work, doesn’t really feature in match reports. You suspect he’s very mediocre but it’s become fashionable to talk about the hard work he’s putting in off the ball so he regularly gets 7 out of 10 from pundits.

Figured as much. Cheers.

In keeping with my understated-keep-the-head-down approach to this game I will not be attending the Media Night. I am heading down the country to a secret location in order to get away for the media intrusion that has been apparent over the last while.

Do these astro pitches have roofs on them? :smiley:

Here Flano, I’d kick your head in.

Have you been talking to Ball Ox recently? :smiley:

Farmer laying down the fucking law here.

Sophis are toast.

Any truth in the rumour that Davy Fitz and Bernard Dunne have been pencilled in to give a motivational talk in the days leading up to the Sophis match?

I heard Cody being mentioned too?

TFK are rumoured to be trying to sober Liam Dunne up to give them a chat.

I hear that if they lose they have Gary Kirby pencilled in to give a talk about how to hold a grudge…

If Gary can’t make it, Liam McHale will step in.

Who are these nobodies?

Charles Manson will do it.

Lads just to be clear on one thing here. The lads are very generously giving up their Friday night in front of the tv to answer questions but they won’t be taken advantage of.

That means there are to be no questions on Arshavin23’s injury. We won’t be commenting on that until the official matchday squad is announced on Monday. The only statement we will continue to issue is that “he has a knee injury, it’s responding to treatment but Tuesday might be a bit too soon for him.”

I can’t make Friday night but I will be in Dublin over the weekend and I would like to get some gear signed so I can raffle it to raise money for the local orphanage. I heard a rumour there was a signing planned for John Davis Sport on Henry St on Saturday afternoon, is this going ahead?