MILF's

If ever there was a thread worthy of the dungeon.

I’m not even sure SS, but christ she looks great.

After 4 years of living in the UK I don’t think I have ever seen a Milf from South Asian origins. I don’t know what it is about women of Indian or Pakistani descent but once they hit their mid 30s they seem to go down hill rapidly. Maybe it is because some of them are stuck in arranged marriages and have given up the ghost.

They are like the Mexican women in the US. Absolute crackers in the 16-25 age bracket, but morph into sows after that.
It’s almost as if the older Mexican women eat the younger ones.

[QUOTE=“Distended Red Anus, post: 1025497, member: 2648”]They are like the Mexican women in the US. Absolute crackers in the 16-25 age bracket, but morph into sows after that.
It’s almost as if the older Mexican women eat the younger ones.[/QUOTE]

I’ve heard of Italian women described that way also.

Perhaps it’s all women, or all sallow skinned women.
How do the Mexicans and Brazilians fare out?

Massive spread in the lower third quarter, or waist to knee region, especially.

The brits are serious leaders in the MILF club. Any of them with bit of money make sure they get every last drop out of themselves whether its a tit job, hair/nails done or saucy clobber.

They’re a credit to their nation.

[QUOTE=“Spidey, post: 1025510, member: 289”]The brits are serious leaders in the MILF club. Any of them with bit of money make sure they get every last drop out of themselves whether its a tit job, hair/nails done or saucy clobber.

They’re a credit to their nation.[/QUOTE]
That has to be balanced against the fact that they are a nation of ugly slappers in general though.

The western/northern Europeans, or peoples of that extraction, deffo fare better here. There’s nothing like a woman in her 40s/50s who has taken care of her self and still has that glint in her eyes :pint:

[QUOTE=“Spidey, post: 1025510, member: 289”]The brits are serious leaders in the MILF club. Any of them with bit of money make sure they get every last drop out of themselves whether its a tit job, hair/nails done or saucy clobber.

They’re a credit to their nation.[/QUOTE]

Yep.

But most of them go out on the pull with their 20 something year old daughter with 3 kids with 3 different fathers, and her Mam who would eat you up and spit you out.

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 1025566, member: 24”]Yep.

But most of them go out on the pull with their 20 something year old daughter with 3 kids with 3 different fathers, and her Mam who would eat you up and spit you out.[/QUOTE]

:rolleyes:

He isn’t talking about the chavs. He is on about the posh ones. And he is 100% right. Head to any well to do village on the outskirts of any City and the place is full of them.

There will be three of them in my kitchen with a personal trainer who has a cracking boob job in about ten mins:-).

Take a sneaky picture please.

I’d be rumbled in a shot. The trainer is hotty hot hot, as is one of my wife’s friends in particular. A strange combination of a lawyer with a happy smiley demeanour, a most attractive quality in itself.

Tried and rumbled. :oops:

Not funny. Fucking hell, I’m in for it when they finish, and not in a good way. At all.

But not bubbly?

Nah, too skinny for that. Like anyone under size 16.

You died trying to do a good thing, that will stand to you in the next life.

This mid life crisis will be the death of you Flatty.