More Things That Are Wrong, just plain wrong

Fuck off out of here with that tā€™internet

No. Door to door is a cunt of a job.

How many houses would you cover of an average evening mate?

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backtrack

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It is indeed, Iā€™ll always give those lads the road as nicely as possible, in all honesty Iā€™ve no interest in changing my providers ever to save a few bob, if they donā€™t piss me off Iā€™ll stay loyal.
I even gave the Jehovahs about 5 minutes of my time last week,

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all I said to my wife was that piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovahā€¦

Best thing to do with Elder Berry is to tell him youā€™re busy, give him your mates phone number and ask him to phone you back during the week,

I was sound to the Jehovahs once, telling them I was born and raised an atheist, and wasnā€™t for changing. Then the dog started barking and they started retreatingā€¦

The mormons are worse, too nice by far. A pair in the usual dark suits called one evening to our door when I had a broken microwave in pieces on the hall floor. I told them I was busy and they offered to help. That stumped me for a few seconds so I simply told them to get lost.

Fuck off ye cunts one wife is enough to be dealing with

There is a fairly fucking sad yearning by some posters on TFK for LIKES.
Fucking worse still there are lads telling the forum they have either given someone the all important 10th or itā€™s their pleasure to do so.

Fucking gimpish carry on and this is not the forum for it.

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Happy to give that the 1st!

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Thereā€™s a certain irony to this postā€¦

Likebait

Flesh that out.

ā€¦ and/or approval by admins/certain other posters. Iā€™ll leave it there.

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Making no sense there. You on the booze again?

I hand out plenty of likes for posts i like.

Pointing out a post of mine deserves more likes or that Iā€™ve given an all important 10th is not the norm.

Half the forum are likeable hoors, the other half are hoors for likes.

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I am of course. Isnā€™t it a day with a ā€˜yā€™ in it :thumbsup:

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Would it even make the top 20 most gimpish habits on here? I doubt it