More Things That Are Wrong, just plain wrong

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You had pride in your Loins this morning. Have pride in your loins this afternoon.

prejudice will get you nowhere pal. if us micks had any balls though we’d be out in the streets over how we have been ridden up the ass

big 10k event there in London and these cunts try to hijack it, fuck off

What cunts?

quares, they are trying to impose their identity on everything

Every square on social media declaring the Coldplay gig as the best ever. Nice gimmick by Coldplay to give away flashing wristbands to distract from the bedwetter music. Easily amused.

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Sounds like a typical night out in west limerick

I got a bit of seawater trapped in my ear yesterday. I knew it was the wrong thing to do, but I went at it with a qtip and blocked my ear solid. Deaf as a post now. Went into to the nurse to have it syringed and she couldn’t budge it. On the drops now for the week to try and soften it. Fuck it anyway.

Only one cure for water in the ear, a tap on the head.

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How does that work? You have to get drops to get out water? Did you try holding your nose and blowing?

I did that and I nearly fainted. I had to go off for a head injury assessment. The drops soften the wax making it easier for the syringe to get them out.

Sounds like you let your ears get mad full of wax. You’ve let yourself go Fagan.

It’s an age thing. The build up of wax increases exponentially as you get older.

A few drops of Olive Oil will sort you out good and proper mate

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Oh you’re bringing back painful memories there. The mother used to use heated olive oil to treat an earache of any sort

The births, deaths and marriages office. Jesus the place is in stone ages.

Why have you been pretending to be from Limerick Mike when all along you’re from Kilkenny?

What’s that got to do with having an earache?

Nothing. So you don’t deny my assertion then?