More Things That Are Wrong, just plain wrong

They have in me hole.

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ttā€™d be some journey from you mouth to your prostate. Itā€™d be quicker just to bend over and put up with the traditional method.

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There is some blood test as well. But they like the traditional method.

Hey Dad listen to what I learned at my first saxophone lesson.
Fuck off.

An utterly utterly humiliating experience. Iā€™m still not over mine.

its like sexual abuse if you think of it

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Agree rating. Archaicā€¦

Spitroast?

I wouldnā€™t mind Boxty I only went in to get my ears syringed

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I didnā€™t even know what was coming, there was no forewarning

You were expecting foreplay?

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Well at least a video or a mag to put me in the mood

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So when the doctor put on the rubber gloves, asked you to pull your pants down and bring your knees up to your chest, what were you expecting @Fran

A routine medical procedure.

ā€¦ unless you suddenly feel two hands on your shoulders.

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I wasnā€™t really entirely sure to be perfectly honest

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Butā€¦ :fearful:

Let me guess, he told you itā€™s nothing to worry about itā€™s a routine procedure, just bite the pillow?

What the fuck?

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You might have left yourself open to ridicule there, pal.

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Many of our lads have apparently left themselves open to worse.

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