What other reason would there be? Wasting our time and having make up on that was troweled on and trying to fit into an outfit that was 2 sizes too small for her also pissed us off. A wait for nothing. Mugged off, good and proper.
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Not at all Blake. Iâll get the bastards yet. Itâs just the amount of hassle involved in making sure I pay only as much as I need to.
Iâll mind him for âŹ20 a night mate
Does that offer include the two rabbits?
âŹ25 if heâs throwing them in.
On a completely unrelated matter mate, have you tried a rabbit stew in your slow cooker ?
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I was talking to a chap down in the golf club about this horrific experience. He told me he went to a female doctor who told him sheâd have to examine his prostate. He asked how sheâd do it. She said digitally. He thought hmm, by computer, that wonât be too bad. Imagine his surprise two seconds later when he had two fingers stuck up the highest part of his hole.
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I had the digital experience myself recently. I was looking around the surgery for the computer. There wasnât one. I had real clarity of thought for a few minutes.
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Bring told you need knee replacement surgery in the next 10 years.
Soft townie cunt.
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If youâd avoided all those sudden, bigoted, knee-jerk reactions against Travellers and immigrants, this wouldnât be happening.
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And rural children on the toy show. He has it in for them too donât forget.
And Muslims.
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Ten years is grand. Whatâs your problem.
Ah just wear and tear on the knee. Found out today I have worn a hole in the knee about the size of a 10 cent coin. 
Itâll wear a bigger hole in your wallet.
All ahead of you bud.
Thatâs nothing.
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