More Things That Are Wrong, just plain wrong

I’m usually regular as clockwork tassoti. One in the morning and a little clearout shit about 30/40 mins later. This has me shook.

the more you shite the better

Is that true, pal?

I read before that a normal shitting pattern is anything from 3 in 1 day to 1 every 3 days.

But I’d 4 shits done by 11am one day a while back.

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Yes it’s true. That’s why you should never worry about a bad dose of diarrhoea. :rollseyes:

RTE Six One Sports News leading with team news from the Irish women rugby football team. :rollseyes:

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Tokenism at its worst.

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What should they have led with?

Any of the following:

  • The Derry squad joining together to sign the book of condolence for Mark Farren and the President writing a personal letter to his wife.

  • The aftermath of last night’s defeat at Pittodrie for Ireland’s club and the club of the diaspora.

  • Today’s Fitzgibbon Cup action*.

  • The GAA / Croke Park / Bruce Springsteen story.

  • Something about horses.

*as big an event as the senior All Ireland championship.

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I hope this gets a nice rathing mate.

Playboy no longer has naked women in it, so you actually do read it for the articles now. The first issue sans nudes has some chick famous from Instagram who looks about 11 in a bikini. I won’t be buying it again (granted I haven’t bought Playboy in about 20 years, but it’s the thought that counts. Always found Penthouse better anyway).

I have spotted two middle aged men in my office this morning wearing irish rugby jerseys. Wrong for many different reasons.

  • Anyone over the age of 25 should not wear a jersey unless playing in a match/training, let alone two men around the 50 mark

  • Under no circumstances should a jersey be worn in the office, casual Friday or no casual Friday

  • Both look like absolute spastics

  • One of them has said jersey tucked into his jeans and I think it is the jersey from the 2007 WC and is suitably worn and faded

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I hope you’re not including NFL uniforms in that pal.

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The Rock shits all over that theory.

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What kind of a fucking ape puts two names on the back of a shirt?

The Rock does his own thing.

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That’s a uniform, not a jersey

The Official NFL Store would beg to differ, they seem to think they’re jerseys

Who the fuck buys print magazines anymore? It’s 2016 in the rest of the world mate.

Gay Byrne doing the voiceover on an ad for an Irish Independent 1916 supplement.

I thought that creepy little cunt had no interest in the Rising because it was only a “local skirmish.” He’s quick enough to try and make money off it though the prick.

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Agree, an no doublt if Gaybo was around in 1916, he would be one of those people booing the freedom fighters, and that other west brit who also does a voiceover Pat ‘the plank’ Kenny, could not have picked the 2 worst people to do a voice over for the 1916 supplement