More Things That Are Wrong, just plain wrong

Nice one on the clear-out pal. Only pity is you didnā€™t take it to a charity shop or a homeless shelter. Would it not have warmed your heart to think of a homeless lad in a garish suit playing guitar on the side of the street?

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Mate, Iā€™d be ashamed to see a homeless person in some of the clobber Iā€™ve purchased over the years - fucking hell, it sent a shiver down my spine just looking at it.

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I know what you mean. When I lived in Dublin, the shit - and I mean SHIT - I bought in the Arnottā€™s sale. Sickening.

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I dropped a load of stuff to a charity shop recently, a wonderful clear out and I felt good about landing them with my shit at the same time.

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At least you didnā€™t bore us with a list, thanks pal.

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I enjoyed Nemboā€™s list and Iā€™m sure he found it therapeutic. Iā€™m just sorry he didnt fuck the lot into a charity shop somewhere. Some homeless fella could have spent hours playing with that games console.

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Good to see that the two work shirts avoided the cull.

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:grin:

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I thought of that scenario too, but was trying to figure out where the poor bastard would plug it in. Would he swan into a shelter with a PS3 in tow? I ended up going with the garish suit and guitar scenario.

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Always a nice buzz when you see a black lad wearing your suit that you left into Mrs Quinnā€™s charity shop for the blind.

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Even better when it really suits him (except for the sleeves being too short).

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Thereā€™s joy to be had in overpricing something and getting some sucker to buy it. Makes you feel slightly less of a fool for the original purpose and a bit delboy trotter esque. The downsides are waiting at a filling station for god knows who to turn up.

Itā€™s kind of therapeutic to de-clutter your life like that.
Before our recent move we threw out about 20 big black bags of stuff between myself & the missus. Pure clutter we had accumulated over the years, shit that I have no idea why I was keeping.
The amount of clothes I got rid of that I hadnā€™t worn & had no intention of wearing was incredible. Iā€™d say you could fit my wardrobe into two suitcases now.
Thereā€™s two boxes that I still havenā€™t unpacked 6 months later in the press thatā€™ll be the next for the chop.
The only thing I kept that were unnecessary were my books. But Iā€™d never part with them.

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Sending off emails here notifying clients Iā€™m finishing up on Thursday and providing them with an alternative point of contact.

One particular client replied back referring to himself as Vino, his first name is Vincent.

FFS sake

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Seriously @Nembo_Kid give it to a charity. Iā€™ve given loads of stuff to charity, donā€™t dump it.
Can you do any kind of council pick up in Ireland now? I can arrange council pick ups of all kinds of stuff which is so handy. Itā€™s amazing the stuff people throw out though. I reckon I have over a grands worth of plant pots in the garden that people were throwing out, along with plants, bricks, loads of timber, artificial grass (which now forms a wicket in the back garden). A massive green glazed pot I picked up (well, struggled with for half an hour to get into the car) from someone throwing it out a few months ago. It has a tiny crack in it, but retail on that thing is about $400. It sits on our back deck now with a bouganvillia growing in it.

You have to understand Fitzy, that not everyone has an estate where they can stockpile other peopleā€™s redundant items. Youā€™re one of the lucky ones.

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Iā€™m not stockpiling, Iā€™m designing a landscape.

Iā€™m not judging you. Dress it up however you like; youā€™ve taken other peopleā€™s discarded junk and are storing it on your estate.

If youā€™re happy to call a perfectly good glazed pot that normally sells for $400 junk, then good luck to you.

Youā€™re a wee bin hoker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe2c7sM9APQ

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