More Things That Are Wrong, just plain wrong

croppy_boy · April 1, 2016, 10:40am

Played plenty of spooney with your 'aul one.

KinvarasPassion · April 1, 2016, 10:41am

myboyblue · April 1, 2016, 10:44am

Fran · April 1, 2016, 11:32am

Julio_Geordio · April 1, 2016, 11:33am

The only thing worse than all these April Fools “jokes” are the fucking spas commenting under it “ha ha April Fools” or “obvious April fools joke”.

Oh look at me I’m so clever, I wasn’t fooled I have to tell the world.

They are the fucking April fools if you ask me.

croppy_boy · April 1, 2016, 11:35am

Are you taking the piss?

Julio_Geordio · April 1, 2016, 11:40am

Ya, ha ha April Fools

TheUlteriorMotive · April 1, 2016, 11:45am

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Banal office banter.

Making myself a cup of tea this morning and had to agree with some dumb lady that it was a great short week and the whole thing had flown by. 2 minutes later she’s replaced by a depressing old guy who has just told me it didn’t feel like a very short week at all despite it only being 4 days. I obviously agreed with both points of view but I wish people would stop fucking talking to me if they have nothing to say.
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myboyblue · April 1, 2016, 12:08pm

Some transition year student is about to get the bullet

"An article and a photoshopped photograph was posted on KildareNow this morning purporting to be an April Fools Day-type story.

KildareNow would like to immediately distance ourselves from this posting and point out that the story was completely unauthorised and was not posted by a member of the editorial team.

The article and photograph have both been completely removed from the Kildare Now website and our Facebook and Twitter accounts.

But we understand ‘screen grabs’ of the offending post is appearing on social media which is causing upset but unfortunately we have no control over this.

KildareNow would like to apologise unreservedly to everybody who was rightly offended by the article which was extremely insensitive especially in light of recent tragic events in Brussels and elsewhere.

A full internal investigation is now underway into how the KildareNow site was accessed by an unauthorised person in this way."

Julio_Geordio · April 1, 2016, 1:06pm

Ah, the “my account was hacked” defence. Classic

Blake · April 1, 2016, 1:15pm

“editorial team”, “full internal investigation”, “unauthorized person”
These fuckers have notions about their little blogeen

Appendage · April 1, 2016, 7:51pm

Paddy Jihaddy.

I l’ed ol at that.

Appendage · April 1, 2016, 7:52pm

I’m actually ROFL.

The hill of Allah.

tazdedub · April 2, 2016, 3:33pm

Just man vs food now and he is going to take on a seafood challenge that weights 7lbs.

He just done some spicy chicken wings challenge. I’d say the guts ran out of him after that challenge.

corner_back · April 5, 2016, 9:46pm

The new apple milk tray. An abomination.

The_Most_Infamous · April 7, 2016, 8:39pm

RTE have sank to new lows tonight with “This is Irish” programme on RTE2.

“Hetro normative” what the fuck

Cunts are attacking the Catholic church.

iron_mike · April 7, 2016, 8:40pm

Huh? That sounds horrible

corner_back · April 7, 2016, 8:43pm

To clarify. There is now an apple-flavoured chocolate in the standard box of Milk Tray. It is rotten.

Sidney · April 9, 2016, 9:57pm

Watching the US Masters on Sky rather than BBC.

Juhniallio · April 10, 2016, 6:58am

Being woken by your one year old screaming and then going in to his room to find he has had a shit and managed to get the nappy off himself. All kinds of wrong.