The twee was off the chain there on Morning Ireland this morning as the election special rolled into Kilkenny. We had hurling metaphors upon hurling metaphors seeing as we were in one of the heartlands of the game.
We had
Senior hurling
3 points down at half time.
Clash of the Ash
Sly blows off the ball
Ground hurling
And some more that I can’t remember
He was rolling out those?
Pardon?
Sorry, who … not he.
All the RTÉ team. They were having gas craic
They’ve been at the hurling metaphors all week on morning ireland.
Plenty of hurlers on the ditch here this morning
Ah sure let them hurl away.
Any reference to head high tackles ?
They wouldn’t hurl spuds to Ducks.
Or how Catherine Noone pulled a Richie Hogan on the Taoiseach?
In “Ireland’s hurling capital “
Is unprotected sex with dead wild or farm animals still ok though?
Depends whether or not you killed them.
Drop the WHO an email mate and ask them.
The WHO are in the pocket of Big Pharma
Follow your heart.
I’ve actually been saying that a while now