Munster Rugby - We DID start the fire (Part 1)

They died with their boots on

Will ye go way to fuck with ye’re Munster Bolloxology. Where was the great CJ Stander today, where was the wrecking ball today?? Looking up from the floor at Billy fuckin Vunipola, that’s where he was. Where was “Zeebs”, the man who was so unlucky not to make the British team, we saw what the windy fucker was made of when he was blown out of it for the killer try. A fly by night character. Where was Donncha Ryan, fucking anonymous, and fellas talking about him being “a cert” for the Brits Team last week. Earls… For fuck sake Richie McCarthy has more of an acceleration burst than him, worth a fuck.

Grown men of 45 years of age walking around town in Munster Jerseys with the wranglers and the bellys hanging out, they’d want a kick in the hole the cut of them.

I wonder what Gaillimh and Eddie H made of it all? :joy:

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Steady on mate.

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You wouldn’t need to watch the games with @Breaking_my_balls and @dodgy_keeper keeping up their regular match reports.

Keith Earls is a gentleman pal,

No need to go in on him.

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Top, top post from a top, top poster.

Gaillimh and Eddie probably went for pints in Paddy Cullen’s after, hope they are getting the train home tonight and not chancing to drive.

Bottom line is you don’t win Heineken Cups with dross like Williams, Bleyendaal, Conway, fat Dave Kilcoyne and Zeebs all starting.

To the Brave and Faithful nothing is impossible - bar beating the M7 traffic jams and beating Saracens.

Looking forward to hearing Len Dineen Snr, Len Dineen Jnr and JP Dillon putting a positive slant on this.

“Axel would have been proud.” No, he’d have been fucking fuming that they had their arses handed to them emphatically today.

Cheers mate. I’m an astute reader of the activity if I may say so myself.

Fancy Leinster tomorrow, they’ll need to front up though. Trust their defence. Get quick ball. Get over the gainline. Win the collisions. Good kick chase. Solid set piece. Go through the phases and soak the penalties.

It’s completely bizarre to me that someone who dislikes something as much as @dodgy_keeper would ensure he has so much knowledge on the players and watching the games. So odd.

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Stockholm syndrome.

Next year is our year, lads.

Look its as simple as this, if Leinster front up they’ll win. If they front up they’ll get over that gain line, and if they get over the gain line… Well, you goy’s know what that means… Go Forward Ball baby…

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Ooofffttt. That’s going to touch a nerve with many of TFK’s Munster rugby football followers.

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Where was this bile prior to the game pal?

Easy do it afterwards…when they bottle it.

Simple cunts with bootcut wrangler jeans and brown leather shoes, dax smeared over what’s left of the hair on their heads raving about how Munster would have won if they’d have had “Murray” :rollseyes:

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Am I alright to wear my Munster jersey until I turn 45?

Walk it off mate, don’t let it get to you. Ye still have Zebras, the Neath-Swansea Dragon Fires, the Cardiff Conquerers and Edinburgh Eagles to have a go at in the Coco Pops 12 to look forward to

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Unless you play for them. No self respecting Adult male who is not a simple cunt would walk around in a jersey. GAA, Soccer or Rugby. Buy a fucking polo shirt if thou must wear your heart on your sleeve in the true Munster fashion.

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Plenty of weedy looking nerds in their brand new rugby jerseys too. They look fuckin hilarious.

Polo shirts are the way to go for all fans

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@GeoffreyBoycott

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Disappointing for sporting Limerick seeing their premier sporting team lose. No shame in losing to that great Saracens team though. Sarries will backbone the British Lions test side in June. Reckon they could have 6 starters in Eden Park on 24 June.

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