News that will astonish those who know me

I’ve joined a gym :smiley:

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Fucking hell I’ve seen it all now. The most naturally fit and athletic person I know feels a gym membership is necessary to keep in stellar shape.

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I know mate. I haven’t actually gone yet. Baby steps and all that

Does it have an on site paramedic?

I know a lot of gyms can be fussy about people wiping the sweat off exercise equipment so I’d be careful not to repeat your glasgow smear and swallow routine.

Does anyone know where I could get a jiving CD?

HMV

Jiving is the quickest way to a woman’s heart:clap:

Guess who now weighs under 300 lbs

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[quote=“thedancingbaby, post: 911336, member: 48”]Guess who now weighs under 300 lbs

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Marlon Brando.

Jade Goody.

[quote=“thedancingbaby, post: 911336, member: 48”]Guess who now weighs under 300 lbs

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my bessier

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Usually when people ask what’s the best way to lose weight, they’re told to change their diet and to stop eating shit. And in thedancingbaby’s case, he literally did.

[quote=“thedancingbaby, post: 911336, member: 48”]Guess who now weighs under 300 lbs

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Mr Kipling is set to let go 4 staff in the Leitrim and Dublin areas. Applegreen garage on the m4 particularly badly hit by a slump in Sales.

I am experiencing discomfort on my right hip when jogging on the treadmill.

Apart from stop jogging, what do I need to do to sort this ?

[QUOTE=“thedancingbaby, post: 1011045, member: 48”]I am experiencing discomfort on my right hip when jogging on the treadmill.

Apart from stop jogging, what do I need to do to sort this ?[/QUOTE]
I’m not sure if you’ve ever heard of this, but I’ve been told Gait Analysis is the job.

Are you saying we should trot DB out on a bit of hard tarmac and have the vet look at him from head on and the side? Maybe pop DB over a pole?
Fucks sake, he’s a horse killer, not a horse.

[QUOTE=“thedancingbaby, post: 1011045, member: 48”]I am experiencing discomfort on my right hip when jogging on the treadmill.

Apart from stop jogging, what do I need to do to sort this ?[/QUOTE]
Stretch.