Next Celtic Manager

Overlapping centre backs won’t cut it on a cold night in Dingwall with a freemason referee.

I’d take wilder.

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the fans dont want him as he is seen as a regressive manager- he wont sell season tickets or lift the mood. he shat himself when walters put it up to him too- he is a caricature of himself- a dud

if desmond backed him with 40m i would take him though

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I love his weekly banter with Micah Richards on Sky’s football coverage and he’s got a cool self-deprecating manner, like when he dressed up as a leprechaun for the Walker’s Crisps ad.

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He was bossed in the scotch cup when a player by a trout smoker . There is no evidence since he is a better manager than a player .

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agreed

only way it be worth it if desmond gives him 40m-100m

I wouldn’t trust him to buy a pound of sausages

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Keane spent well at Sunderland and Ipswich alright

id want the scouts to pick the players

Keane would blow the lot on the next Craig Gordon or anton Ferdinand…

They can forget about pints in Dubai if Roy takes over.

Wouldn’t surprise me at all if that’s who we went for. Desmond clearly likes him and tends to have a manager in mind from a long way out.

I don’t see the manager in him but you can’t go wrong at Celtic if you get in an Irishman. Apart from nearly every recent example.

My source close to Desmond reckons this is a planted Desmond leak. A Hawarden Kite.

Will they open the biscuit tin for him

@thedancingbaby sorry for using a reference that predates you being a Celt

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We’re fucked if this is the case.

An absolute fraud and a coward.

Insert a pad ffs.

I’d like the see him get it so he can be shown up as a massive failure again

They should hold on. Mick McCarthy will be available soon enough.

Desmond likes his mistresses to wear flashy baubles. The end.

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I’m hearing Keane is in advanced talks with Desmond.

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