Hold on, who was high on cocaine? Neil or Joe?
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Nothing says Cork like a dopey head up his hole member of the judiciary
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A cork woman is being interviewed by Brendan o Connor at the moment. She was talking about being from cork and said ānot everyone was born as lucky as meā. Thatās Corkness.
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Being from Cork is a state of mindā¦
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And continually stating that state of mind.
I was amazed to find that it was an actual thing when I moved down here. I thought it was just a slaggy type urban myth thing, but they genuinely think like that and are open about it.
I was in turners cross one time at a republic of Ireland vs Portugal u21 soccer match and the shed end started singing āweāre from Cork and weāre better than youā in English accents too.
I donāt know if this was directed at the 4 Portuguese lads in the crowd or the english and Dublin lads who were representing Ireland
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I find it really weird. Clonakilty is the worst place for it altogether. Another level of corkwankery altogether out there.
I was made captain of a soccer club down here one year and the boys revolted because not only was I not from the area, I wasnt even from Cork like
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Youāre never, ever accepted down here, ever. Once you accept that then itās a great place to live
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Iāve made peace with it.
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Sheās so right 
No choice
No way?
Must be a norrie outfit
Dublin bolloxes obviously
Itās gasā¦they talk like itās a given and something known and accepted the world over. They might as well be talking to the wall when they start at it with meā¦Iāll always point out some where or something better than their beloved Carkā¦ Being shit at hurling must ate them up. Tho theyāre coming again with their underage.
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I dont know lads. Iām from Tipp and I seem to have no such problems. Theyād really take you under their wing. I guess that comes with the territory of Tipp and Cork hurling tradition and the mutual respect built up over a century. You cant bate tradition.
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theyād be laughing at you when you go the jacks in the pub after plamaising you
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tradition