Nothing says Cork like

What’s the job?

Some Project Managet thingy, reporting into the head of sales. He’s going to be sitting very close to me, thus my concern.

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Wrap him up in muddle that confuses his Corkness.

When he says he’s from Corrrk (and he will), then you can say something like ā€œYou did well to escape over to a nice place like thisā€.

He’ll wrap himself up trying to explain how great Cork is but at the same time justify when he left.

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This should help.
Probably best send the link to his customers as well.

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I find Cork people to be perfectly understandable, but with the most condescending accent on the planet.

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Simple: UCC or MIT. Take it from there.

ā€œHave you ever strolled over the Shaky Bridge and made your way into the Mardyke for a Fitzgibbon match?ā€

Yes to the Shaky bridge, no to the Mardyke

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And made sure to stand behind the TV camera

Ask him does he loke garlic cheese chips.

He’ll immediately correct you and tell you youre wrong its chip cheese and garlic

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Go down on your hands and knees and thank God,…
Obviously

The tech,no more of you’re MIT shite​:blush::blush:

A ball winning half-forward line

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Good man on the right,Shane Long
Franscisian well pub

Rob heffernan and reggie will be seething…

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Love Reggie, especially his one on Bisopstown,my old stomping grounds

paying 500m to create more traffic

https://twitter.com/johnpeavoy/status/1785329403997675699

Don’t use your phone while driving John

He is traffic

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