Nothing says Cork like

Whatā€™s the job?

Some Project Managet thingy, reporting into the head of sales. Heā€™s going to be sitting very close to me, thus my concern.

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Wrap him up in muddle that confuses his Corkness.

When he says heā€™s from Corrrk (and he will), then you can say something like ā€œYou did well to escape over to a nice place like thisā€.

Heā€™ll wrap himself up trying to explain how great Cork is but at the same time justify when he left.

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This should help.
Probably best send the link to his customers as well.

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I find Cork people to be perfectly understandable, but with the most condescending accent on the planet.

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Simple: UCC or MIT. Take it from there.

ā€œHave you ever strolled over the Shaky Bridge and made your way into the Mardyke for a Fitzgibbon match?ā€

Yes to the Shaky bridge, no to the Mardyke

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And made sure to stand behind the TV camera

Ask him does he loke garlic cheese chips.

Heā€™ll immediately correct you and tell you youre wrong its chip cheese and garlic

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Go down on your hands and knees and thank God,ā€¦
Obviously

The tech,no more of youā€™re MIT shiteā€‹:blush::blush:

A ball winning half-forward line

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Good man on the right,Shane Long
Franscisian well pub

Rob heffernan and reggie will be seethingā€¦

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Love Reggie, especially his one on Bisopstown,my old stomping grounds

paying 500m to create more traffic

https://twitter.com/johnpeavoy/status/1785329403997675699

Donā€™t use your phone while driving John

He is traffic

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