Nutri-Bullet

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Like a clock pal, all emptied in one sitting this morning again.

A far cry from uneducated roasters/posters who would have a path worn to the throne, taking 3 or 4 half shites a day… spurting small bits of lumpy scour as their body tried to deal with overloaded carvery lunches or cheap chicken rolls with wedges on the side.

The fucking gut on some of these cunts.

[QUOTE=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 1031327, member: 686”]+1

Like a clock pal, all emptied in one sitting this morning again.

A far cry from educated roasters/posters who would have a path worn to the throne, taking 3 or 4 half shites a day… spurting small bits of lumpy scour as their body tried to deal with overloaded carvery lunches or cheap chicken rolls with wedges on the side.

The fucking gut on some of these cunts.[/QUOTE]

yep, done for the day as well

macs probably has 3 or 4 more ahead this morning, one for the penguin bars,1 for the mini rolls & 1 for the choclate digestives the big roaster

[QUOTE=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 1031327, member: 686”]+1

Like a clock pal, all emptied in one sitting this morning again.

A far cry from educated roasters/posters who would have a path worn to the throne, taking 3 or 4 half shites a day… spurting small bits of lumpy scour as their body tried to deal with overloaded carvery lunches or cheap chicken rolls with wedges on the side.

The fucking gut on some of these cunts.[/QUOTE]

They would sicken you alright. Cunts like @Horsebox[/USER] and [USER=110]@Fran with guts hanging out of their pennys t-shirts spending half the day posting from the jacks.

Perspiring like ill cunts and needing a shirt changet in the afternoon.

planning their day around their trip to centra to buy a spicy chicken roll and a “fizzy drink”

[QUOTE=“The Selfish Giant, post: 1031331, member: 80”]yep, done for the day as well

macs probably has 3 or 4 more ahead this morning, one for the penguin bars,1 for the mini rolls & 1 for the choclate digestives the big roaster[/QUOTE]

any wonder he cant get it up

Some young wan brought in what had to be one of these (green puke) for her elderly father in the ward. The poor man put up a tremendous scrap not to drink it, but the bitch made him. He is still sulking.

@Mac, has any number of posers on this thread rattled to within an inch of their lives going by the last couple of pages.

The Nutri-Bullet Taliban are the biggest threat to the existence of TFK since the Alliance.
They must be crushed (or extracted).

There’s a stench of beetroot stained boxers alright

@Tassotti lash up a picture of your shite tomorrow and show these cretins the error of their ways.

If you can’t beat Tassoti join him, is it, you fop?

if I can recommend any supplement I would recommend psyllium husk

be careful with it though - it can in theory choke you

somebody was asking about cholesterol the other day - this is proven to lower it

keeps you running regular and clean as a whistle

Why would I want to beat a nutri-brother? The hostility stemming from the civilans on this thread continues to rise and rise- it makes me appreciate the brotherhood even more.

I will also add that I have made some considerable savings on the toilet paper front since I joined the brotherhood- I don’t even need to wipe these days the process is so clean but I usually use just 1 baby wipe to freshen things up. Roasters like @Esteban de la Sexface[/USER], [USER=109]@Mac[/USER], [USER=1533]@glasagusban[/USER] and [USER=24]@farmerinthecity spend half the day folding toilet paper left ways and backwards trying to be economical and end up getingt shite all over their fingers in the process- fuck me… you civvies are worse than cavemen.

[QUOTE=“ChocolateMice, post: 1031417, member: 168”]Why would I want to beat a nutri-brother? The hostility stemming from the civilans on this thread continues to rise and rise- it makes me appreciate the brotherhood even more.

I will also add that I have made some considerable savings on the toilet paper front since I joined the brotherhood- I don’t even need to wipe these days the process is so clean but I usually use just 1 baby wipe to freshen things up. Roasters like @Esteban de la Sexface[/USER], [USER=109]@Mac[/USER], [USER=1533]@glasagusban[/USER] and [USER=24]@farmerinthecity spend half the day folding toilet paper left ways and backwards trying to be economical and end up getingt shite all over their fingers in the process- fuck me… you civvies are worse than cavemen.[/QUOTE]

hope you’re not flushing those

[QUOTE=“ChocolateMice, post: 1031417, member: 168”]Why would I want to beat a nutri-brother? The hostility stemming from the civilans on this thread continues to rise and rise- it makes me appreciate the brotherhood even more.

I will also add that I have made some considerable savings on the toilet paper front since I joined the brotherhood- I don’t even need to wipe these days the process is so clean but I usually use just 1 baby wipe to freshen things up. Roasters like @Esteban de la Sexface[/USER], [USER=109]@Mac[/USER], [USER=1533]@glasagusban[/USER] and [USER=24]@farmerinthecity spend half the day folding toilet paper left ways and backwards trying to be economical and end up getingt shite all over their fingers in the process- fuck me… you civvies are worse than cavemen.[/QUOTE]
Did you often get shite all over your fingers before the nutri bullet, mate?

Of course not- seeing as they are spotless they are binned.

No, i’m not a roaster.

Shitty hands Choco! :smiley:

[QUOTE=“ChocolateMice, post: 1031417, member: 168”]Why would I want to beat a nutri-brother? The hostility stemming from the civilans on this thread continues to rise and rise- it makes me appreciate the brotherhood even more.

I will also add that I have made some considerable savings on the toilet paper front since I joined the brotherhood- I don’t even need to wipe these days the process is so clean but I usually use just 1 baby wipe to freshen things up. Roasters like @Esteban de la Sexface[/USER], [USER=109]@Mac[/USER], [USER=1533]@glasagusban[/USER] and [USER=24]@farmerinthecity spend half the day folding toilet paper left ways and backwards trying to be economical and end up getingt shite all over their fingers in the process- fuck me… you civvies are worse than cavemen.[/QUOTE]

I can afford toilet roll mate so I don’t need to be economical like you and your crusty mates