Nutri-Bullet

[anon61956325]

@Mac

I can afford toilet roll mate so I don’t need to be economical like you and your crusty mates

I never said anything about affording it mate- Just that I have made savings on it. Is that such a bad thing?

[anon78624367]

I use half a roll a sitting, I’m lush like that.

[Horsebox]

@ChocolateMice

They would sicken you alright. Cunts like @Horsebox[/USER] and [USER=110]@Fran with guts hanging out of their pennys t-shirts spending half the day posting from the jacks.

Back is playing up a tad lately which always seems to play havoc with my poos. Liquid enough effort last night I must admit, also kind of yellowish. I also seem to be leaving a lot of skid marks lately. Am I sitting too far back on the bowl, bud?

[KinvarasPassion]

Imagine the horror when the grunt and spurt crew glance left and see this ?

[Mac]

@ChocolateMice

I never said anything about affording it mate- Just that I have made savings on it. Is that such a bad thing?

Do your own thing mate, would make a change from you being a sheep

[anon61956325]

@Mac

Do your own thing mate, would make a change from you being a sheep

Sound advice if it wasn’t from the biggest conformist on the board. You make me sick.

[Mac]

@ChocolateMice

You make me sick.

Nah, that’s the beetroot

[anon61956325]

@Mac

Nah, that’s the beetroot

I don’t use beetroot, mate. That’s the signature ingredient of a different nutri-brother.

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

CM, I now have boundless energy

any suggestions as to how I channel this in a positive fashion?

[Tess_Tickle]

What did you have for your lunch Mac? I bet he had a big roll with hot chicken, layered with coleslaw and cheese. With a carton of milk. You fucking roaster.

[glasagusban]

@Tess Tickle

What did you have for your lunch Mac? I bet he had a big roll with hot chicken, layered with coleslaw and cheese. With a carton of milk. You fucking roaster.

I think you have to take the nutri bullet out of the box before you can start with these type of posts mate.

[anon61956325]

[QUOTE=“The Selfish Giant, post: 1031528, member: 80”]CM, I now have boundless energy

any suggestions as to how I channel this in a positive fashion?[/QUOTE]

Have you thought about starting a fixie club, mate?

[Mac]

@Tess Tickle

What did you have for your lunch Mac? I bet he had a big roll with hot chicken, layered with coleslaw and cheese. With a carton of milk. You fucking roaster.

Thanks for asking mate. I didn’t get out of bed till 1pm today and had a bowl of porridge (half water, half avonmore super milk) with some honey, and 2 slices of toasted homemade-style brown bread, that had been bought fresh yesterday. I also had a cup of tea and 2 foxes chocolate chip cookies there about an hour ago. I had a healthy stool at about 3pm and wouldn’t expect any further bowel movements until tomorrow.

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

@Tess Tickle

What did you have for your lunch Mac? I bet he had a big roll with hot chicken, layered with coleslaw and cheese. With a carton of milk. You fucking roaster.

+1

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

@Mac

Thanks for asking mate. I didn’t get out of bed till 1pm today and had a bowl of porridge (half water, half avonmore super milk) with some honey, and 2 slices of toasted homemade-style brown bread, that had been bought fresh yesterday. I also had a cup of tea and 2 foxes chocolate chip cookies there about an hour ago. I had a healthy stool at about 3pm and wouldn’t expect any further bowel movements until tomorrow.

id cut the healthy stool out of your daily culinary routine, even DB only dabbles on special occasions

[anon61956325]

@The Selfish Giant

id cut the healthy stool out of your daily culinary routine, even DB only dabbles on special occasions

Zing!!!

Another nutri-belter right there !

[TheUlteriorMotive]

@ChocolateMice

Of course not- seeing as they are spotless they are binned.

Would you use them more than once?

[anon61956325]

@TheUlteriorMotive

Would you use them more than once?

one a day, pal. Just one gentle wipe to clear away any shite particles too small for the human eye and to freshen up.

[TheUlteriorMotive]

I am spending too much time on this forum

I have just had a kale, rocket, apple, pear, lime smoothie after arriving home from shops where I purchased a NasoCleanse ™ Squeeze to gently wash and cleanse my nasal passages

[anon61956325]

[QUOTE=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 1031557, member: 2272”]I am spending too much time on this forum

I have just had a kale, rocket, apple, pear, lime smoothie after arriving home from shops where I purchased a NasoCleanse ™ Squeeze to gently wash and cleanse my nasal passages[/QUOTE]