Nutri-Bullet

Not at all mate. Its well documented that I only shite once per day and Iā€™m worried now that Iā€™m not shiteing enough.

is that before or after your well documented 8 minute commute to work?

Youā€™re better than that mate, come on now

soz mate

i think i can safely say the nutibullet is one of the greatest ideas of the modern age

@ChocolateMice
@The Selfish Giant

I was blind, now I can see
You made a believer out of me
I was blind, now I can see
You made a believer out of me

Iā€™m moving on up now
Out of the darkness
My love shines on
My love shines on
My love shines on

I was lost, now Iā€™m found
I believe in you, Iā€™ve got no bounds
I was lost, now Iā€™m found
I believe in you, Iā€™ve got no bounds

Iā€™m moving on up now
Out of the darkness
My love shines on
My love shines on
My loves shines on

END OF SONG

Thank you so much nutribrothers, you complete me. My life has been utterly blissful since I bought this electric chalice, every second of it, itā€™s a truly spirtual machine.

I feel invincible.

Having a hot chocolate, whiskey, marshmallow, tobacco and prozac nutri bullet.

Iā€™ve never felt so alive.

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lads, something unreal happened this morning, I had a very bad hangover, when I finally got up I made a fruit bullet with melon, pineapple, strawberries, blueberries and beetroot ansd nutmeg, it has sorted my right out, this is truly the best thing that has ever happened to me, I am right as rain, there is really no end to what a nutri bullet can do

Post up some of the fruit combinations i should use for my nutri bullet when i take it out of the box, 15 days now and countingā€¦

From reading this:

Kale, spinach, grapes, apples, pears, beetroot, carrots, cucumber, pineapple, almonds to thicken it? Do i need ice cubes and how much water should be added to a mix?

[QUOTE=ā€œTess Tickle, post: 1032881, member: 2269ā€]Post up some of the fruit combinations i should use for my nutri bullet when i take it out of the box, 15 days now and countingā€¦

From reading this:

Kale, spinach, grapes, apples, pears, beetroot, carrots, cucumber, pineapple, almonds to thicken it? Do i need ice cubes and how much water should be added to a mix?[/QUOTE]

Fill the jug with water up to the max level. Get chia seeds as well, strawberries and blueberries are essential.

Watching the fat drunkren roasters filing out of takeaways with curry chips and kebabs sickened me tonight. My eyes are truely opened.

Blueberrys
Almond Butter
Curly kale
Stevia
Hemp Protein

Didnā€™t look great but by god did it taste good.

Going climbing a mountain nowā€¦ literally.

[QUOTE=ā€œKinvaraā€™s Passion, post: 1033088, member: 686ā€]Blueberrys
Almond Butter
Curly kale
Stevia
Hemp Protein

Didnā€™t look great but by god did it taste good.

Going climbing a mountain nowā€¦ literally.[/QUOTE]
The reek?

I ran 5 miles this morning after a kale bullet with a bit of creatine in it, hitting the gym now in a while after a fruity bullet to boost my sugar levels

any sign of mac lately? probably sitting in a filthy jacks somewhere trying to force a scutter out

just had another kale one there to wash that dirty drink out of me i had on Friday, I feel amazing already, that is 2 today already, heading to tesco now soon, going to spend 35 quid on fruit and veg

Youā€™re some obsessive compulsive cunt.

Esteban wrecked face pmā€™d last night, asked me would curry go into a nutri bullet.

Eagles Rock. Between Kinvara and Carron.

Just near top now.

These mad Klare fuckers actually built walls up here.

I am gonna get soaked any minute now.