Nutri-Bullet

[Tassotti]

[QUOTE=“ChocolateMice, post: 1033105, member: 168”]Esteban wrecked face pm’d last night, asked me would curry go into a nutri bullet.[/QUOTE]the poor cunt is crying out for a kale,spinach, grape, apple and cinnamon bullet, I can see it in the way he is posting

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[QUOTE=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 1033113, member: 686”]Eagles Rock. Between Kinvara and Carron.

Just near top now.

These mad Klare fuckers actually built walls up here.

I am gonna get soaked any minute now.[/QUOTE]i just made this my screen saver

[Mac]

@Tassotti

just had another kale one there to wash that dirty drink out of me i had on Friday, I feel amazing already, that is 2 today already, heading to tesco now soon, going to spend 35 quid on fruit and veg

Would you not spend a proper amount? A peasant would easily spend 35 quid on fruit and veg.

@Tassotti

any sign of mac lately? probably sitting in a filthy jacks somewhere trying to force a scutter out

I’m here now, having my daily shite. All good so far. Thanks for having my bowel movements at the forefront of your thoughts.

[anon61956325]

[QUOTE=“Mac, post: 1033129, member: 109”]Would you not spend a proper amount? A peasant would easily spend 35 quid on fruit and veg.

I’m here now, having my daily shite. All good so far. Thanks for having my bowel movements at the forefront of your thoughts.[/QUOTE]
You must have piles and piles of piles from the straining you do on the jacks. I’d say whole spuds come put your arse hole, you roaster.

[Tassotti]

just had my 3rd one today, unreal so it was. No Organic kale is Tesco, I am fucking bullin over it

[Mac]

@ChocolateMice

You must have piles and piles of piles from the straining you do on the jacks. I’d say whole spuds come put your arse hole, you roaster.

I don’t strain mate, but thanks for thinking of me.

[Tassotti]

something unreal happened today, i went down for a few afternoon pints and read the paper in wetherspoons, anyway this lad keep giving me looks when i went up to the bar, as if to say “i’ll kill you”, a big enough cunt, about 6’2" 13-14 stone stone, anyway, I ignored it it the first few times but he kept at it, the third time I give him a look and zipped down my hoodie, preparing for battle. the reaction was unreal, when I zipped down my hoodie he could obviously see the full extent of the savage physique I had (thanks to creatine and nutribullets), along with all the nutmeg I had ingested today, I must have looked a terrifying prospect, I saw a few birds looking admiringly over as I dispatched the prick without even a word

[Piles_Hussain]

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something unreal happened today, i went down for a few afternoon pints and read the paper in wetherspoons, anyway this lad keep giving me looks when i went up to the bar, as if to say “i’ll kill you”, a big enough cunt, about 6’2" 13-14 stone stone, anyway, I ignored it it the first few times but he kept at it, the third time I give him a look and zipped down my hoodie, preparing for battle. the reaction was unreal, when I zipped down my hoodie he could obviously see the full extent of the savage physique I had (thanks to creatine and nutribullets), along with all the nutmeg I had ingested today, I must have looked a terrifying prospect, I saw a few birds looking admiringly over as I dispatched the prick without even a word

So unreal that it didn’t actually happen.
Jesus Christ you sound like Begbie in Trainspotting you utter spoon.

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[QUOTE=“Piles Hussain, post: 1033326, member: 363”]So unreal that it didn’t actually happen.
Jesus Christ you sound like Begbie in Trainspotting you utter spoon.[/QUOTE]i’m 5 foot ten and a half, i look about 12 stone with a baggy top on, im actually 14 and a half stone, I’m a fucking animal that can bench 120, you would not think it, that’s why he tried to intimidate me, a tan cunt with tattoos coming out his hole as usual, i quietened him just by looking at him, someone like you could never have that power unless you were drinking raw nutrition ion the form of nutribullets, that my friend, is the power of a nutirbullet

[Tess_Tickle]

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something unreal happened today, i went down for a few afternoon pints and read the paper in wetherspoons, anyway this lad keep giving me looks when i went up to the bar, as if to say “i’ll kill you”, a big enough cunt, about 6’2" 13-14 stone stone, anyway, I ignored it it the first few times but he kept at it, the third time I give him a look and zipped down my hoodie, preparing for battle. the reaction was unreal, when I zipped down my hoodie he could obviously see the full extent of the savage physique I had (thanks to creatine and nutribullets), along with all the nutmeg I had ingested today, I must have looked a terrifying prospect, I saw a few birds looking admiringly over as I dispatched the prick without even a word

Seriously mate how do you stick Weatherspoons? I fucking detest them. To be honest yes i went in there a few times when i moved to England first like you on a Sunday afternoon having a pint while reading the paper, but for a finish it depressed me so much with it’s soullessness and quintessential Englishness that i refused ever to go there again. I used to just be thinking about home and how these shit-holes were the furthest thing removed from decent pubs i frequent back home.

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[QUOTE=“Tess Tickle, post: 1033438, member: 2269”]Seriously mate how do you stick Weatherspoons? I fucking detest them. To be honest yes i went in there a few times when i moved to England first like you on a Sunday afternoon having a pint while reading the paper, but for a finish it depressed me so much with it’s soullessness and quintessential Englishness that i refused ever to go there again. I used to just be thinking about home and how these shit-holes were the furthest thing removed from decent pubs i frequent back home.[/QUOTE]the ones in the posh areas are savage, which is where i live, hardly any scum, i go there for the quality of food for the price you pay, last Sunday, i ate the finest steak I ever ate there, an 14oz Aberdeen angus steak for 12.70 and a pint, it was cooked to absolute perfection, medium rare, the juice flowing out of it, over in ireland a month ago i paid €35 for a 8oz piece of shit in jp clarkes in bunratty

[anon78624367]

@Tassotti

the ones in the posh areas are savage, which is where i live, hardly any scum, i go there for the quality of food for the price you pay, last Sunday, i ate the finest steak I ever ate there, an 14oz Aberdeen angus steak for 12.70 and a pint, it was cooked to absolute perfection, medium rare, the juice flowing out of it, over in ireland a month ago i paid €35 for a 8oz piece of shit in jp clarkes in bunratty

You’re the worst type of roaster. A fucking uppity one.

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[QUOTE=“Esteban de la Sexface, post: 1033445, member: 2695”]You’re the worst type of roaster. A fucking uppity one.[/QUOTE]you badly need some decent tack, your body is crying out for it, i am going having 2 toasted sandwiches now with Wiltshire cured ham and Leicester cheese now for my supper, the cheese just rightly melted into it, unreal, unbelievable

[Tassotti]

what I hate in Ireland is when you ask for medium rare steak and they still give it to you well cooked because they think you are roaster, it drives me off the head

[Gman]

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what I hate in Ireland is when you ask for medium rare steak and they still give it to you well cooked because they think you are roaster, it drives me off the head

Never happens me. Probably because I don’t look like a roaster. You must look like some muck savage, small fat fuck ordering his steak and getting the shpuds with it. That cunt in your local probably felt sorry for you and let you off when he saw your fat gut hanging out

[Tassotti]

[QUOTE=“Gman, post: 1033456, member: 112”]Never happens me. Probably because I don’t look like a roaster. You must look like some muck savage, small fat fuck ordering his steak and getting the shpuds with it. That cunt in your local probably felt sorry for you and let you off when he saw your fat gut hanging out[/QUOTE]i’d ate it raw you clown, ever hear of beef carpaccio? unlikely id say

[glasagusban]

@Tassotti

the ones in the posh areas are savage, which is where i live, hardly any scum, i go there for the quality of food for the price you pay, last Sunday, i ate the finest steak I ever ate there, an 14oz Aberdeen angus steak for 12.70 and a pint, it was cooked to absolute perfection, medium rare, the juice flowing out of it, over in ireland a month ago i paid €35 for a 8oz piece of shit in jp clarkes in bunratty

No you didn’t.

[mickee321]

[QUOTE=“mickee321, post: 1032222, member: 367”]steroids are brilliant
prednisone and sudafed tablets are a great for an energy boost, your head would be fucking wired
one time i was talking 80mg of prednisone for a sinus infection and drinking maximuscle, the combination of the pred and the beta ecdystyrone had me like a monster on the pitch and in work, my head was fucking wired, i was walking at speed, pacing around the workplace in a meanacing fashion, speaking in a dramatic , yet precise and exact way. amazing[/QUOTE]

back on the steroids
120mg for 2 days, reducing to 100 for 2 days, 80, etc
the purging of lumps of mucus from behind my eye sockets is incredible.
my mind is racing .
ill be like jason bourne in there tomorrow, completely on edge, pacing the floors, circling people, standing in meetings, speaking precisely like Tommy Carr but with a menacing aggression,
#winning

[Tassotti]

sounds unreal, unbelievable, just had a bullet there and a unreal shite, really set up for the day now

[Tassotti]

had another kale,spinach, melon, grape, apple and cinamon bullet there, i am full of enrgy