how do ye come up with the recipes for this yoke?
is there a leaflet attached or something? do you fuck in a cup of flaxseed or what?
im thinking about a codeine, prednisone, sudafed and can of lech nutri bullet right, might fuck in some of that anti anxiety medication herself is taking as well
To the non-retarded people in this thread, would a cheap blender be worth buying in an attempt to lose weight? Not this nutri-bullet shit obviously.
only a simpleton would buy a blender. ffs how do the fuck are you going top extract the goodness with the shitty blades of a blender
You already know the answer to that question.
imagine trying to make a kale and spinach bullet with a blender 
big lumps of the stalk not pulverised properly and getting stuck in your throat making you gag, that is truly the sign of a roaster
There must be savage fast and strong blades on this thing, anyone ever put their fingers in while it’s on?
Hardly, sure their thumbs are up their ultra clean arses most of the time.
is this tard for real
I’ll take that as a yes. Any good brand for blenders?
a blender!!! imagine mugging yourself off to such an extent, why would anybody settle for second best? its beyond comprehension, why would you do it to yourself?
I left the office after reading Turenne post, i just couldnt comprhend what he was saying and needed time alone to get my ahead around it, still, all these hours later I cant understand why he wants second best
he might aswell buy a juicer, the mug
Yeah, Argos do one for €5.99- be perfect for you.
fucking ejjit, will probably make carrot soup with big lumps in it
good night my brothers
Sleep tight, pal… Only a few hrs till your next blast.
Steamers
Turenne has the nutri-twats seething here
good morning brothers, another day in paradise, so blessed
Off to load your body full of chemical laden fruit and veg you mug?