Nutri-Bullet

[QUOTE=“The Selfish Giant, post: 1039701, member: 80”]went foraging for elderflower and nettle this weekend

something quite fulfilling in packing the nutri bullet full of hand picked goodness[/QUOTE]

:D:D:D

Foraging for nettles and elderflower in November. How did that go for you?

Tassotti & TSG have confirmed all our suspicions about the Nutri-Brothers.

Foraging for nettles and elderflower in November. How did that go for you?

Tassotti & TSG have confirmed all our suspicions about the Nutri-Brothers.[/QUOTE]

Lay off mate. Maybe if you had a nutri bullet you wouldn’t be so aggressive and at odds with the world.

Maybe if I had a nutri-bullet I’d be spending November foraging in fields for plants that are 6 months out of season.

Shush mate, you’re ruining their illusion

+1

i was back home for the weekend when i was forraging

The nutri brothers giving the nutri botherers a chasing here.

Foraging for nettles and elderflower in November

Tassotti & TSG have confirmed all our suspicious about the Nutri-Brothers.[/QUOTE]

Look mate, I assume you are feeling a little grumpy as your blood sugar levels are all over the place at this stage, an apple might regulate things for 20 minutes or so.

Your bowls of Ready brek give a great 30 minute kick to your day which makes for a great commute to work… I can see you now, planning the week ahead as you hum along in your Nissan Tiida, fingers jovially hopping off the cheap plastic steering wheel as your imagination runs wild with the what the week ahead may have in store. “This is going to a great fucking you day” you whisper to yourself as you whizz west past the Birdhill exit.

However, By the time you have badly parked and ascended the stairs in the office, the roaster LULL has hit. All those great plans are now lost in a haze of brain fog. Bloated tummy pushing heavily on the checkered cotton, you clumsily walk towards the jacks for your first of many scuttery shites.

Mean while the likes of @Tassotti[/USER] and [USER=80]@The Selfish Giant are hitting real form. The bigger picture is clear to them. Heads held high, bowels empty, They glance at their fellow colleagues with a confident air and bid them a good day. This is a great day and why wouldn’t it be.

[QUOTE=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 1039734, member: 686”]Look mate, I assume you are feeling a little grumpy as your blood sugar levels are all over the place at this stage, an apple might regulate things for 20 minutes or so.

Your bowls of Ready brek give a great 30 minute kick to your day which makes for a great commute to work… I can see you now, planning the week ahead as you hum along in your Nissan Tiida, fingers jovially hopping off the cheap plastic steering wheel as your imagination runs wild with the what the week ahead may have in store. “This is going to a great fucking you day” you whisper to yourself as you whizz west past the Birdhill exit.

However, By the time you have badly parked and ascended the stairs in the office, the roaster LULL has hit. All those great plans are now lost in a haze of brain fog. Bloated tummy pushing heavily on the checkered cotton, you clumsily walk towards the jacks for your first of many scuttery shites.

Mean while the likes of @Tassotti[/USER] and [USER=80]@The Selfish Giant are hitting real form. The bigger picture is clear to them. Heads held high, bowels empty, They glance at their fellow colleagues with a confident heir and bid them a good day. This is a great day and why wouldn’t it be.[/QUOTE]

is it possible to allow me(not any of my aliases) to give a well clamped, like and funny rating to this post mods?

[QUOTE=“The Selfish Giant, post: 1039701, member: 80”]went foraging for elderflower and nettle this weekend

something quite fulfilling in packing the nutri bullet full of hand picked goodness[/QUOTE]
Does the post nettle pee not sting the cock off you, mate?

im not comfortable talking about my cock to strange men on the internet

[QUOTE=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 1039734, member: 686”]Look mate, I assume you are feeling a little grumpy as your blood sugar levels are all over the place at this stage, an apple might regulate things for 20 minutes or so.

Your bowls of Ready brek give a great 30 minute kick to your day which makes for a great commute to work… I can see you now, planning the week ahead as you hum along in your Nissan Tiida, fingers jovially hopping off the cheap plastic steering wheel as your imagination runs wild with the what the week ahead may have in store. “This is going to a great fucking you day” you whisper to yourself as you whizz west past the Birdhill exit.

However, By the time you have badly parked and ascended the stairs in the office, the roaster LULL has hit. All those great plans are now lost in a haze of brain fog. Bloated tummy pushing heavily on the checkered cotton, you clumsily walk towards the jacks for your first of many scuttery shites.

Mean while the likes of @Tassotti[/USER] and [USER=80]@The Selfish Giant are hitting real form. The bigger picture is clear to them. Heads held high, bowels empty, They glance at their fellow colleagues with a confident air and bid them a good day. This is a great day and why wouldn’t it be.[/QUOTE]That is an absolutely unbelievable clamping

i bought a 5 litre flask there to make a shit load for my working day, kale is the most amazing substance known to man, I cannot get enough of it, i look about 23 years of age

unreal session of weights there in the gym, pull ups, muscle ups and squatting, unreal, absolutley unbelievable the energy I had

Found a picture of Tassotti in the gym. :slight_smile:

sleep well my brethren

morning lads, another day in Paradise

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Kale, flaxseed, apple, grapes, strawberries, hadn’t added water yet to first of the two pictures coming up, one is before and one after. My cognitive performance is off the charts today. No mid afternoon slump for me

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