Nutri-Bullet

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get a blast into you fast

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i drank about 15 pints of stella yesterday, and had a lentil curry on the way home and drank 2 pints of water before I went to bed, fresh as a daisy, its unreal, unbelievable, prolonged use of nutribuillets has made me immune to a hangover, my shite was not even affected, its incredible what this has done to me life

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Unreal, unbelievable.
Unoriginal, unimaginative. Cognitive performance at an all time low. You can’t even figure out a way of growing a few herbs in a pot by a window. Sheep, that’s what you nutri botherers are. Delusional sheep. All you talk about is yourselves. You’re obsessed with own little, small world, you see nothing actually going on around you, incapable of any original thought. Until the next fad that gives you an excuse to relentlessly talk about yourselves comes along. Sheep.

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why would you bother? why would you do that to yourself? why? I can go into Tesco around the corner and buy a pot of sage for a pound

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had a lovely fruity bullet there, feel really reinvigorated after it, there is a lovely healthy glow off my skin, unreal

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[QUOTE=“Fitzy, post: 1039206, member: 236”]Unreal, unbelievable.
Unoriginal, unimaginative. Cognitive performance at an all time low. You can’t even figure out a way of growing a few herbs in a pot by a window. Sheep, that’s what you nutri botherers are. Delusional sheep. All you talk about is yourselves. You’re obsessed with own little, small world, you see nothing actually going on around you, incapable of any original thought. Until the next fad that gives you an excuse to relentlessly talk about yourselves comes along. Sheep.[/QUOTE]

Don’t worry. Some night soon he’ll see some lad on a late night infomercial selling “city living vegetable boxes” for a few hundred quid and he’ll be all over it. Fuckin mug.

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Lay off @Tassotti, he has fogotten more about the internet than most will ever know

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How would he know?

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Good night, my nutri brothers, only 7 hours till my next bullet, bursting with nutrition and natural goodness

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what a way to start the working week

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[QUOTE=“Tassotti, post: 1039677, member: 361”]what a way to start the working week

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do you blast your crunchy nut cornflakes into bullets as well now you roaster?

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Fuckin Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes :smiley:

What a fuckin roaster.

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do you think I love alone :smiley: what an absolute roaster :smiley:

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:rolleyes:

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4 of ye to a shitty, damp two bed flat in london, eating crunchy nut cornflakes for dinner. Living the dream.

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are you whats known as a “confirmed bachelor” ? :smiley:

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my cogitative reasoning is unreal already, that nutmeg is kicking in something savage, unreal

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for a fella with amazing cognitive reasoning, you seem to be stuck with one word to convey your feelings about things

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[QUOTE=“Tassotti, post: 1039677, member: 361”]what a way to start the working week

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:eek: easy on the nugmeg!
Must be hard living with someone who pollutes the place with shite food mate. All you can do is set an example and hope they’ll follow.

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went foraging for elderflower and nettle this weekend

something quite fulfilling in packing the nutri bullet full of hand picked goodness