Nutri-Bullet

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You can’t juice nuts and seeds, pal… A nutri bullet can however.

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It’s alright mate, give them a few weeks and they’ll be bored of this and have moved onto something new.

The likes of @ChocolateMice[/USER] and [USER=80]@Young Ned of the Hill have the staying power and stamina of a poor 5f sprinter when it comes to these type of things

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why not just eat the bloody things? this is very iffy behaviour, juicing nuts and snorting saline mixtures. It isn’t too far a step away from cleansing chakras and doing reiki. Metrosexual, at the very best, bordering on downright fannyish.

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Your negativity just bounces off our nutri-bulletproof armour, mate.

Just had some curly kale, flaxseed, celery, asparagus, a small handful of cocoa beans and a sprinkling of Agave nectar.
I’m walking on air here guys.
#untouchable

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[QUOTE=“Distended Red Anus, post: 1018464, member: 2648”]Your negativity just bounces off our nutri-bulletproof armour, mate.

Just had some curly kale, flaxseed, celery, asparagus, a small handful of cocoa beans and a sprinkling of Agave nectar.
I’m walking on air here guys.
#untouchable[/QUOTE]

Oh for fucks sake, I’m off to have toast, a rasher and a mug of milky tea. Life is too short to be having asparagus for your breakfast.

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[QUOTE=“Mac, post: 1018457, member: 109”]It’s alright mate, give them a few weeks and they’ll be bored of this and have moved onto something new.

The likes of @ChocolateMice[/USER] and [USER=80]@Young Ned of the Hill have the staying power and stamina of a poor 5f sprinter when it comes to these type of things[/QUOTE]

can somebody translate? I assume he is paying me a compliment

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I worry about you, buddy. As @Mac says, you just seem to float from fad to fad without ever sticking to anything. You are a marketing person’s dream.

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It will be the way you eat, mate.

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Rough translation = You & Choco are 2 prized spastics.

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One fire here this morning… cognitive performance at an all time high. This even surpasses Bullet Proof coffee.

Thanks Guys.

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It’ll be a lot more than the way I eat. Coincidentally, obsessing about what you eat will probably put you down before having a rasher.

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Had one this morning consisting of:

1/2 cored apple
3/4 peeled orange
Handful of red grapes
Clump of kale
2 broccoli stalks
1/2 peeled carrot diced
Handful of unsalted mixed nuts
2 cubes of ice

It was immense.

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cunts are starting to get evangelical about this health and nutrition bullshit. Hopefully it won’t get to the stage where you’ll get condescending looks, like you’ve farted in someone’s face, if you are having a bacon cheesburger in public.

Like the look I get from some half starved looking cunt when I’m having an amber leaf, outdoors, in a smoking area.

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[QUOTE=“Il Bomber Destro, post: 1018514, member: 2533”]Had one this morning consisting of:

1/2 cored apple
3/4 peeled orange
Handful of red grapes
Clump of kale
2 broccoli stalks
1/2 peeled carrot diced
Handful of unsalted mixed nuts
2 cubes of ice

It was immense.[/QUOTE]
Did you have curry sauce with that you fucking roaster?

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Nutribullets are anti-roaster.

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Could you mash the spuds in it? Or do carrots and parsnips?

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Not so mate. They’re for simpletons who believe what they saw on an infomercial and have swallows tripe that their ‘brand’ is somehow better than other forms of smoothie/juice creation. Uniquely roaster.

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You’re fast turning into the new myboyblue with your incessant, inane, bullshit.

99

No you’re confusing me with @carryharry.

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isnt it funny that when ever the forum discover something amazing which benefits us individually and a whole horsebox ,mac & gmail never buy into it. you’d have to wonder what is wrong with these lads that they are so resistance to positive change