Nutri-Bullet

Sam_Swarek · May 16, 2015, 9:09pm

Unbelievable

Tassotti · June 11, 2015, 6:32am

lovely banana and blueberry bullet there, sets me right up for the day

Sam_Swarek · June 12, 2015, 12:22am

Thought you were off the bulletts??

anon67715551 · June 12, 2015, 1:04am

@Tassotti is now on £100k. plus. He’s got to “appear” Managerial. Going about slurping glorified Loop the Loops is for climbers/arse-lickers.
Keep up FFS. Tassotti, when not riding/squatting/drinking is the model ye’ should aspire to…

Tassotti · June 12, 2015, 5:19am

still have the odd one

Chucks_Nwoko · June 12, 2015, 5:40am

There’s a growing school of thought that you tell that many lies to that many people, you haven’t a fucking clue what comes out of your mouth.

Can you take this opportunity to just silence any would-be doubters.

KinvarasPassion · June 12, 2015, 5:56am

Unreal

Tassotti · June 12, 2015, 5:59am

[QUOTE=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 1157530, member: 686”]Unreal[/QUOTE]unreal, bullet proof coffee tastes so much better made in an bullet

Tassotti · June 12, 2015, 6:03am

@Kinvara’s Passion do you find the molecular structure of the coconut oil and unsalted grass fed butter is broken down a lot better in the bullet?

anon7035031 · June 12, 2015, 6:08am

Have you tried it as a suppository yet Tossi

KinvarasPassion · June 12, 2015, 7:57am

That’s centrifugal force for you mate. The bullet really tears the molecules a new one.

Tassotti · July 18, 2015, 9:16am

had a bullet there this morning, kiwi, avocado, apple, banana and almond milk, unreal it was

thedancingbaby · September 17, 2015, 9:29am

Mrs DB says we’re buying a Nutri Ninja this weekend.

“You mean a Nutribullet” says I

Nope, says she, the Ninja is better.

Right, I’ve never heard of a Nutri Ninja…what’s the difference between that and the Bullet ?

count_of_monte_crist · September 17, 2015, 9:37am

http://www.ninjavsvitamix.net/nutribullet-comparison/

ironmoth · September 17, 2015, 9:46am

Before I got one of these, eating 10 bananas and 15 apples in one sitting was nigh on impossible. Strangely enough I’m having bowel movement issues and am at risk of developing diabetes, but come on! I’m getting 5 times my 5-a-day!

KinvarasPassion · September 17, 2015, 10:15am

I am sitting here sniffling and spluttering like a little bitch. I abandoned my bullet months ago and this is the outcome.

Time to dust it off and reenergize.

#excited

Bandage · September 17, 2015, 10:21am

Nah, Nutri Bullet is the walkman of self improvement. Its day has long since past.

thedancingbaby · September 17, 2015, 10:23am

So the Ninja is the way to go mate ??

Or perhaps, don’t bother with either and have your 3 meals a day and a bit of exercise ?

ironmoth · September 17, 2015, 10:26am

Now you’re talking. Any of those juicers will pulverise the fibre, which is one of the main benefits of eating fruit and veg. The fructose levels you’ll be taking in are excessive too.

Mac · September 17, 2015, 10:32am

Its the only constant with every passing fad. Eat sensibly and get some exercise and everything else will take care of itself.