Official TFK Irish General Election 2024

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Slimey Si is on two ‘lived experiences’ already.

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Harris’s hands working overtime

Simon’s hair will be brown again when he drops down from up Martin’s arse.

He’s been practicing this bit in the mirror all day

Full employment but people are struggling = a few are truly profiting = neo liberal agenda = FFG

Harris is trying his very best to do earnestness after the Kanturk disaster but he somehow keeps scrunching his face into a Steven Gerrard style angry sneer. Some people just have a natural sneer face and he’s one.

He needs the right hand side of his face to do its fair share

Mary Lou had a training session this morning. Very flat. Hand movements almost non-existent

Mary Lou is like a boring aunt telling a boring story at a family gathering after her third G and T.

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Any time Mary Lou talks, Harris stares her down
MM doesn’t even look at her

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I reckon she’s not long left as leader regardless. I’d say there’s health issues

The thing that could crown Mary Lou is a ministry. It must be frustrating doing 20 years of pointing out all these easy to achieve solutions but having them ignored. It’s hard to imagine how much she could achieve in a couple of years. Skys the limit.

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Its really 3 against 1 here. Barbie, Draccula and champ against Mary Lou

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Tariffs… The bogeyman

“your crash and your austerity”

Zinger

Harris: “It was Enda Kenny’s austerity”

Even when Simon Harris slows down his manner of speech he still comes across like he’s talking too fast, like he’s had six coffees.

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Hung him

:grinning::grinning::grinning:. He is some weasel.

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