Iām not surprised, staring at women is creepy and offering them narcotics is illegal and creepy
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āDid you know that I scored all the points in the county final?ā
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Youāre fucked at the first question back kid
Have you never tried to make subtle eye contact with a bird? Itās getting late. Donāt beat about the Bush talking crap. Thereās 100s of girls in Dublin tonight thatāll just want to get the ride
Iāve a cod eye
A mate of mine tried one one night.
Is your father in jail? No? Well he should be for stealing the stars and putting them in your eyes.
He was fairly stumped when he asked is your father in jail and your one replied, ya how the fuck did you know that.
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Fucking empty net.
I was inside with him. He told me all about you.
ādo you want to be buried with my people?ā
Have you the mask on as youāre asking. Fucking hell.
āHave you a Bet365 account already registered in your name?ā
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Haha Iāll pay for dinner if youāve a losing bet365 account 
Stick to yer phones for fuck sake.
You must be a virgin.
Glib.
Throw up a line there bud?
Get in the van, isnāt a line chloroform boy
A line? Did you learn how to pull women from watching shit like Miami Vice?
I learned from trial and error. A lot of error.
So much error
Here @Tank
If youāre still stuck just tell a wan
āIāve a nine inch tongue and can breath through my earsā
Success, thanks lads.
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What worked, a mates asking