Osama Bin Laden dead

They aren’t giving the destroyed helicopter much coverage

What are you on about?

Flano will be on shortly to confirm that there was no destroyed helicopter.

Prince Harry has welcomed the news of Bin Laden’s demise but queried the reliability of using DNA to prove anybody’s identity or lineage.

Ya, if they never came into contact with him before what do they test it against?

This is ridiculous in the extreme.

They probably took DNA from a sibling. I don’t think it deviates too much but obviously isn’t identical so they would be able to get an “almost” 100% match?

I could be very wrong on all that though.

Bin Laden has been dead for nearly ten years. That DNA probably belongs to a camel.

They took DNA from one of his sister’s who lives in the States.

I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of a helicopter be it destroyed or otherwise.

Its been confirmed since that Osama was killed in a drive by.

All they’ve to do is swab a few seats at the Emirates to get his DNA , all these halal jockeys are probably the same anyway.

God bless one and all :clap:

:lol:

Ar dheis Dé go raibh a anam.

The whole thing about honouring Muslim tradition by burying within 24hrs is gas.
I wonder what it says in the Koran about firing the body from a helicopter into the sea :lol:

Great day for Ireland. Irish American mobster Whitey Bulger moves up the list of FBI most wanted fugitives. I thought they said Smiley Bolger when I heard it first and thought he’s bad but is he that bad?

Poor day for Pakistan. Turns out old Osama’s been popping down to the shops months now for a bit of halal meat and no one noticed. Apparently

Did he still have his beard?

Yes that’s how they knew it was him.

Good lesson in all of this for rural dwellers. They decided that Bin Laden (no pun intended) was in the house because they burnt their rubbish and never put a bin out. The CIA thus concluded that something very secret was going on in there. So if you don’t want 50 Navy Seals arriving in the dead of night causing a ruckus , pay the few bob for a bin tag.

Just saw this elsewhere online:

An anagram of Osama Bin Laden is “Lob Da Man In Sea”.

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