Chaps, I had an incident this morning that made me think Pistorius might be innocent. Even though I live with men, I sometimes overnight in the good lady’s place and last night was such a night. Anyway, my alarm went off this morning when it was still dark - I’m a businessman and I get up very early - so I rolled out of my side of the bed, walked around the front of the bed and out of the bedroom door at the far side of the room. I noticed that the bathroom light was on as I approached and thought to myself that one of us must have left it on overnight. The door was slightly ajar and I pushed it open to find the good lady standing in the bathroom brushing her teeth. I presumed she was still in the bed when I got up and didn’t know she was already in the bathroom at all. I got the fright of my life and I was just about to (attempt to) punch the head off the “intruder” when I realised it was her. It certainly made me rethink my stance on Pistorius and I’d willingly sign a petition demanding his release. I feel this is a cool story (bro) so I’d appreciate any positive post ratings.