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“Clash of the Ash”

Front page of one of the Oirish tabloids today. It refers to Cark camogie player Ashling Thompson being questioned about assaulting two women in a pub or something.

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Was wondering when this was gonna surface. She broke your ones jaw!

She should do time if true. She’ll probably get the same treatment as dermo did after relying heavily on her depression.

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Cat got your tongue @gilgamboa ?

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Sweep sweep

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She’ll blame the female version of Jeffery.

You don’t clash with Ash the Bash.

oh my god, what a complete bashing

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So she assaulted two people, broke another lasses jaw, and hasn’t even been charged yet?

Did she use a hurl?

Was one of the wans with a broken jaw not one of the wans she assaulted?

Ashling Thumpson

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allegedly…

Bashling Thompson

You’re just repeating somebody else’s pun.

From where? Not on this thread anyhow.

Sorry if I’m being puncool.

I’ll let you off because @artfoley forgot an l. That’s L capitalised, not I.

Cheers.

Now go fuck yourself buddy.