Outstanding headlines

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That’s quite a tight spot he’s found himself in

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There’s a much better headline in here surely

You can take the Danny to drinkwater, but you can’t make the Danny drinkwater

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Drinkwater down after downing drink that wasn’t water

Danny should have drank water.

What is it with these stupid cunts that they can’t get a taxi. The cunt is probably making £40k easy a week. He could hire a full time driver with his pocket change the thick cunt.

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£100k to £120k a week according to t’internet. Fucking hell. That shit cray.

And the useless bastard hasn’t even played a minute this season.

#winning

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A quick peep here indicates a fuckin’ dozy bastard who you’d put the dog on immediately.
That, coupled with previous, indicates that Mr. Clutch was already slipping.

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I like that spurs Jersey. Typical stupid tabloid soccer headline

Thankfully the 12 year old teenager turned up safe and well.

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Imahine eating KFC for a year… You’d be fucked. You may as well be drinking a pint of round up.

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Or a pint of Guinness

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What’s the problem with the Guinness? Am I riddling myself with carcinogens or something?

It’s ful of that weed killer… Do a Google.

No wonder he’s still a student at 27