Outstanding headlines

They know what the people want. The lesbian was an easy spot.

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https://www.galwaybeo.ie/news/galway-news/galway-gaa-man-match-iato-9275216

Slovak PM Fico stable but ‘not out of the woods yet’ after assassination attempt by ‘lone wolf’

Slovak PM Fico stable but ‘not out of the woods yet’ after assassination attempt by ‘lone wolf’

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— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) June 10, 2024
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I had to check the veracity of the claim and seems true!

https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/gordon-ramsays-dwarf-porn-double-percy-foster-dies-in-badger-den/news-story/1bda2a264034dfa7905edfb8e095a05a

Appears he was half eaten. Poor badger had to ate his way out

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@KinvarasPassion

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That’s sensationally abstract

The Bull Mawdsley.

Charleroi Mawdsley.

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Sharlene Moo-dsley.

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Charolais Mawdsley is what you are after - using the local “sharley” pronunciation for maximum effect.

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You can tell its mostly townies liking it.

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Be pronounced “Shirley” round heeyor

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I’m well well out of my depth here.

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Revealed: Enormous film set explosion that left terrified locals near London’s O2 Arena fearing a bomb had gone off was caused by a convicted paedophile who blew up a BBC lorry in warped stunt - while filming stark NAKED by side of the Thames

The auld Shirley bull was very popular back in the 90s,they must be due a comeback.