Overheard in Dublin

Two notable conversations overheard today

1 Guy on a phone outside Kehoes on Sth Anne St.
" Seriously man it was unreal, it was so emotional. I was welling up, but there were grown men at the bar in tears watching the telly".
Thought first it may have been an episode of Lassie but on mature reflection I’d say they were watching BODS last ride.

2 two foreign ladies walking through Grand Canal Square. Neither are lookers. French sounding girl says to the other one
" It’s an all over piece of lingerie with a hole just here [points at her gee] You never have to take it off"
My mind has been boggling ever since.

I’d say you wont sleep tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8EGVVQSuNg

I have a friend who is a relief teacher who was sent to tallaght. She was informed on arrival that she would be taking sex education amongst other things. She duly took the class (primary school), and at the end asked were there any questions.
A little girl put her hand up :
“You’ve great big diddies miss. Will I have diddies like that when I grow up?”

[QUOTE=“flattythehurdler, post: 1037173, member: 1170”]I have a friend who is a relief teacher who was sent to tallaght. She was informed on arrival that she would be taking sex education amongst other things. She duly took the class (primary school), and at the end asked were there any questions.
A little girl put her hand up :
“You’ve great big diddies miss. Will I have diddies like that when I grow up?”[/QUOTE]
Well, does she?

It’s only when you go away that you realise how big Irish woman’s tits are.

“What did you think of the Met Gala? Did you see the nipple”

Overheard in Limerick but couldn’t be arsed starting a thread for it.

“I’m not going out with him anymore. It’s a fucking bottle of Coors for himself when it’s his round and a Jameson and red when it’s your round. Mooching bastard. I’m fucking done with him”

Overheard in a shop from a woman on the till to some lad she was talking to.

“He’s always the fucking same”

Was the response.