Better still, get a politician to do it.
You’d want to be fairly desperate to be wasting a politicians time trying to get a passport renewal accelerated
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He is. And its a local politician. Its a no brainer really. All politics is local.
They are usually up to their eyeballs getting people planning permission
Imagine sitting back crying into your pint this weekend because you couldnt pick up a phone to ring a local elected representative.
You’d want to be some daw.
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I’m still in shock anyone could be accused of wasting a politicians time.
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No reports of that kind of thing on here previously thankfully.
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You broke the like counter that day I think 
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On a wider point, who waits till a week before their trip to check their passport expiry?
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Charlie would personally hand deliver it.
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aye, but youd have to stick a grand in the envelope first
I’m not registered to vote so I doubt any politician will help
I’m not fucking chinese.
Ah stop. You’re hardly this dim?
must. bite. tongue