Matty, the property lad.
You can add the Stockport publican to Matty’s CV.
It has pool table, karaoke machine and quite possibly toilets.
Be a great stag venue you’d think… Well, maybe I’d rethink that one.
H’on Matty…
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A lad with a medium sized unit
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A drug-mule who shat himself in arrivals at the airport but secured the merchandise.
After Flatty “tidied him up somewhat” Buddy lit up a spliff and offered Flats a few tokes.
Flatty truly has some charismatic acquaintances.
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I wasn’t there. This was after he’d got to Galway. The number of condoms full he’d either swallowed or shoved up.his hole was quite remarkable if true. I had no reason to doubt him, he was very matter of fact.
I must have mis-read the post there but such was the quality of the narrative I felt I was there with you. I even stood up out of my armchair, gave a 360 sniff around before sitting down.
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Is the drug mule shitter the same as the running mate shitter?
His brother whose a4 is giving gip
Not the brother. This was a good few years back.
Liz Hurley
I do not know Liz Hurley but I’ve seen her.
I have as well. In a movie
an extremely intelligent lass, an actuary, who couldnt believe that ireland had had a 5k lockdown
I suspected you’d be first in.
really?
my money wouldve been on the swaneater
I have decided to be nice to @flattythehurdler . I think he’s pissed off with me at the moment.
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what did you do now?
I’m not mate, but it’s nice to be nice in these not nice times.
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A little kindness goes a long way.
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