People Kev knows

Smelly upper class cyclists who think they are Lance Armstrong

A mate in Mass, USA.

Members of an AFL team he is involved with who have not been to the US or Europe.

[SIZE=12px]An accountant friend who once once said “I’m a capitalist with a Socalist conscience”.[/SIZE]

  • Accountants who he saw up very close over 2 years and who disgusted him with the way they carried on.
  • 7 or 8 good mates of his who became accountants (though not one of them is actually an accountant now), even though it took a lot out of them and some of them look more like 45 than 35 now.
  • Other accountants* all over Ireland who were screwing people into the ground with over charging and some woeful investment advice.
  • not the 28 year-old Deloitte type accountant.

A team mate who called an opponent a nigger

North Galway football people who are generally more sounder than the hurling folk

Stefan Effenberg.

Kev strikes again. :clap:

Neighbours involved in Cork City.

Stefan Effenberg’s team-mates.

Friends who played minor football with Tipperary back along.

This was handy because, even though Kev was completely wrong about the current Tipp minor teams having dual players, he was able to reference the teams from back along to let us know that he was right even though he was wrong.

[quote=“Bandage, post: 773335, member: 9”]Friends who played minor football with Tipperary back along.

This was handy because, even though Kev was completely wrong about the current Tipp minor teams having dual players, he was able to reference the teams from back along to let us know that he was right even though he was wrong.[/quote]

Kev is never wrong, everyone else is.

[quote=“Bandage, post: 773335, member: 9”]Friends who played minor football with Tipperary back along.

This was handy because, even though Kev was completely wrong about the current Tipp minor teams having dual players, he was able to reference the teams from back along to let us know that he was right even though he was wrong.[/quote]

can´t wait to see what Kev really looks like when he rightfully takes his place on the Sunday Game and wipes the floor with all the other analysts…

The only Irish doctor qualified in acupuncture

You don’t know what he looks like? Why don’t you just ask TwoRunnyEggs?

I always want to dig this thread up but get too lazy.

Kev is a hero and I’d be proud to have him on a list of people chocolatemice knows.

Kev isn’t real. He’s just a manifestation of all our hopes and dreams of the type of person we’d all really like to be.

Kev is Tyler Durden.

Kev is the opposite of Mark Hughes, or at least the man Mark Hughes has become.

Kev is not Mr. Average.

A bloke in Perth who suffered the same injury that Tommy Walsh of the Sydney Swans has suffered.