A portugese socccer team in the usa that he used to play against that were very skillful but very easy to wind up
Players in the WAFL who were on drugs last season when he worked in it.
Friends whose weddings he’s gone to in the last 10 years that have specifically said “You do not need to give us money” or “Your presence is our present”.
Loads of people who have gotten married but didnt go on a honeymoon.
A couple who couldnt afford to go on a honeymoon because they invited too many people like him to the wedding.
Fleshy Colombian birds that hang around International bars
I love this thread
+1
It is astounding.
I love the way this thread is updated with the exact quote so that when you read it, it is so funny as there is absolutely no context given.
People who have kept a log about what gift was given to them at a wedding and the bitching has got out*
- @Mac was reminded not to be naive as not all are genuine in this regard
a fella called sid who he thinks is me.
All sorts of people.
People of every creed, colour and nationality that he hasn’t met yet but knows he can find a level with.
His adoptive parents…
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A Derryman, a former Derry player.
Women who tell him what they crave.
I have no idea what the context of this is, but 
People who have asked him why adopted people have such big cocks.
A lady friend who has asked him why adopted people have such big cocks.
A few of the hottest women he has met in Oz who are Irish.
A few Kurds working in the vegetable fields of Queensland.