The car went on fire
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I can see that. What caused it you smart arsed little cunt.
I donāt know, it was just parked up there with the engine on fire. As I nervously passed there was a fairly loud popping sound.i thought I was done for.
Bizarre stuff, must be a fucking Canyonero.
So, the prick of a yoke either caught fire outside the house or a bigger prick pulled off the road in panic right outside that poor cunts house.
I had a good day in comparison to some poor fuck.
Definitely pulled in off the road given the angle.
Is Insignia German for spontaneous combustion?
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Front of the house destroyed by heat or smoke. Iād choke the fucker.
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts. Is this the model you said was prone to spontaneous combustion?
Itās an Opel mate, by sitting into one you are at a high risk of death.
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Opel call these thermal incidents. A lot more comforting and less threatening than fireball.
Opels are terrible for that shit. Very hard to see anything to recommend them.
Poor fuckerās house though
Along with the zafira.
Still managed to pop off an old snap!
Could v easily have set the fucking house on fire too
You donāt need to tell me pal
I bought a high mileage Opel astra estate 3 years ago for fuck all (2008 190k miles). I have abused the shit out of itā¦ calves, trailers, shite boreens etcā¦ apart from normal servicing and 90 euro for a reconditioned alternator I havenāt spent a bob on it.
Thatās the paraffin, makes them run sweet.
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Is that the yoke a calf shat all over?
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Whereās that bud?