People who are beginning to give me a pain in the hole

[quote=ā€œfarmerinthecity, post: 886949, member: 24ā€]+1

Who was the cunt that had the pop at @briantinnion because he said he didnā€™t want any kids?

Almost saying there was something wrong with him for holding such an opinion?

Now there is plenty wrong with him, but holding that opinion is not one of them.

Iā€™d say it was that cunt @Fran.[/quote]

That wasnā€™t me you prick. Tinnion is dead right.

Meant to post this before @farmerinthecity the city mentioned me there but this thread has served reinforce my view that Iā€™m not suited to parenthood. It sounds like a serious challenge. And what if your kid turns out to be a cunt? Thereā€™s plenty of families out there that donā€™t get on.

I had lunch with a poster (whom I shall not name) who is a parent. His account of the past twenty four hours horrified me. This poster and @Rocko have aged hugely since becoming parents. I struggle in the looks department at the best of times, can only imagine what becoming a parent would do to me. No thanks. For the foreseeable future anyway.

As for people who are starting to piss me off - cunts on Facebook and The Journal proclaiming how happy they were to be home for Christmas and how sad they are to be leaving and being dramatic about it. Fuck off you cunts, most of you are abroad out of choice, stop looking for attention.

Selection of the cunts here:
http://www.irishtimes.com/blogs/generationemigration/2014/01/10/flying-visits-returning-emigrants-impressions-of-christmas-at-home/

Only John Mitchell talking sense.

[quote=ā€œbriantinnion, post: 886955, member: 6ā€]Meant to post this before @farmerinthecity the city mentioned me there but this thread has served reinforce my view that Iā€™m not suited to parenthood. It sounds like a serious challenge. And what if your kid turns out to be a cunt? Thereā€™s plenty of families out there that donā€™t get on.

I had lunch with a poster (whom I shall not name) who is a parent. His account of the past twenty four hours horrified me. This poster and @Rocko have aged hugely since becoming parents. I struggle in the looks department at the best of times, can only imagine what becoming a parent would do to me. No thanks. For the foreseeable future anyway.[/quote]
First bit is hard but itā€™s a blast in general. They may of course turn out to be a pair of bollixes, but i suppose you just have to deal with that in due course. You need to watch the iPad though. Miles Cyrus came on the radio the other day and the 5 year old daughter informed me sheā€™d seen her naked on YouTube.

[quote=ā€œbriantinnion, post: 886956, member: 6ā€]As for people who are starting to piss me off - cunts on Facebook and The Journal proclaiming how happy they were to be home for Christmas and how sad they are to be leaving and being dramatic about it. Fuck off you cunts, most of you are abroad out of choice, stop looking for attention.

Selection of the cunts here:
http://www.irishtimes.com/blogs/generationemigration/2014/01/10/flying-visits-returning-emigrants-impressions-of-christmas-at-home/

Only John Mitchell talking sense.[/quote]

Fair play to @briantinnion for getting this thread back on track with that wonderful rant.:clap:

An unwarranted, nasty and (dare I say) lazy remark.

[quote=ā€œbriantinnion, post: 886956, member: 6ā€]As for people who are starting to piss me off - cunts on Facebook and The Journal proclaiming how happy they were to be home for Christmas and how sad they are to be leaving and being dramatic about it. Fuck off you cunts, most of you are abroad out of choice, stop looking for attention.

Selection of the cunts here:
http://www.irishtimes.com/blogs/generationemigration/2014/01/10/flying-visits-returning-emigrants-impressions-of-christmas-at-home/

Only John Mitchell talking sense.[/quote]

still better than cunts coming back from far shores and having an accent after 2 years or even worse claiming to be australian/american/ whereeverthbefucktheyarenationality

Apologies Bandage, statement retracted.

Nothing wrong with bettering yourself, mateā€¦ The disdain I get from friends when I call potato chips, ā€˜potato chipsā€™ and not taytos is sickening. I also fall foul of them when I say tomā€™aā€™to ketchup and pop, instead of red sauce and minerals.

well for starters its crispsā€¦

Better than taytos any wayā€¦

Since when did the ferry go from Holyhead to Rosslare anyway?

I edited my post while you were retracting to try to wind you up. Now it doesnā€™t seem worthwhile.

The moment has gone, maybe you can reignite animosity by abusing me in another thread

If you ever call them potato chips in my company, I will kick your teeth down your throat.

[quote=ā€œbriantinnion, post: 886955, member: 6ā€]Meant to post this before @farmerinthecity the city mentioned me there but this thread has served reinforce my view that Iā€™m not suited to parenthood. It sounds like a serious challenge. And what if your kid turns out to be a cunt? Thereā€™s plenty of families out there that donā€™t get on.

I had lunch with a poster (whom I shall not name) who is a parent. His account of the past twenty four hours horrified me. This poster and @Rocko have aged hugely since becoming parents. I struggle in the looks department at the best of times, can only imagine what becoming a parent would do to me. No thanks. For the foreseeable future anyway.[/quote]

I met @Appendage over Christmas and I felt heā€™d aged significantly too.

Had it been a long time since you met him? That might have been it.

No.

Your quips are generally below acceptable TFK standard. Up your game.

[quote=ā€œBandage, post: 887089, member: 9ā€]No.

Your quips are generally below acceptable TFK standard. Up your game.[/quote]
Thatā€™s a mugging off.

[quote=ā€œBandage, post: 887089, member: 9ā€]No.

Your quips are generally below acceptable TFK standard. Up your game.[/quote]
Youā€™re very snarky this evening. Someone on their period?