Most of these gadgets are designed to Make the parents life easier, not the childs and yes, i would completely ignore formula
You have none of those gadgets?
Goes out to the door and greets every visitor personally and then does a formal introduction to junior… and speaks on behalf of the wife… “She is a bit peaky now but much better than this morning” Same drill everytime.
Also wears his phone in a pouch that hangs from his belt… pure sign of a cunt.
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You don’t even have to be a parent to know baby formula is no good FFS.
Fennel tea all the way for the babas.
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[quote=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 885585, member: 686”]Goes out to the door and greets every visitor personally and then does a formal introduction to junior… and speaks on behalf of the wife… “She is a bit peaky now but much better than this morning” Same drill everytime.
Also wears his phone in a pouch that hangs from his belt… pure sign of a cunt.[/quote]
Go over and stick your finger up the wife’s arse, that will quieten the cunt.
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That’d make her fair peaky.
And then formally introduce your finger to the cunts nostril.
[quote=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 885585, member: 686”]Goes out to the door and greets every visitor personally and then does a formal introduction to junior… and speaks on behalf of the wife… “She is a bit peaky now but much better than this morning” Same drill everytime.
Also wears his phone in a pouch that hangs from his belt… pure sign of a cunt.[/quote]
Anyone notice @gola hasn’t been online today?
Today?
This year you mean surely?
We use nappies, dont have any of the others
Not even a monitor? Surely a maxi cosi or have you a car?
Good point about going for the arse, the front bum would at this stage still look a bit like yerman on the front of todays heralt
Only a monster, or Horsebox, would do that to the poor mare.
Nope, no baby monitor and i dont knpw what . maxi cosi is so i can guarantee i dont have one
Fair enough, each to their own, what car seat do you use out of curiousity?
this lad (and based on KP’s observations he is a cunt) may have no such gadgets and read no books but @Fran said he sounded like a cunt who would have all the gadgets and read all the books
we are attacking a straw man
He just doesn’t need all the bullshit that the tv pedals. Unlike a suck like you who can’t think for himself.
You seem to be indicating your a father. If you are you’re a fucking disgrace with the amount of time you are on here. What a waste of space you are.
A suck like you 
Once again caoimhaoin nails it in one foul swoop, what a reader of man he is.
No problem with new parents having gadgets or reading books as they don’t know and it can be scary so gadgets and books are a safety net. Once you have your own it is a large part instinct and a lot of stuff is never used but it is arrogant to dismiss new parents fears.
Having said that the main thing new parents need to quickly realise (within minutes) is loads of people have had kids and you will piss people off very quickly if you act like it is the first child that has ever been born. Having a child is a great thing and while it changes you in my opinion it should not define you