Nah man
Turkey teeth - check
Ozempic - check
Sun beds -check
He looks well though tbf
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Joey Barton had a lovely one about the turkey teeth and professional footballers injuries (KDB specifically) the other day. Absolutely batshit you’ll be stunned to hear.
On the carnivore apparently
Who is it? Can’t place him.
I’m glad someone asked.
Connors?
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John Connors
He gets some doing in the comments on every clip online, you’d need thick skin. I think he’s a decent analyst & knows what he’s talking about. Bit of a throwback to the Cyril and Ger days too, humour & rawness mixed in. A welcome change from the bland shite you get from most these days.
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These fast weight loss things are dangerous as fuck.
no more dangerous than being a fat fuck*
*ozempic and their category are dangerous
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What’s dangerous about ozempic?
I saw some vid recently of some fella doing a video blog around Birkenhead, and he goes into some beauticians as he is passing to say hello, and they have this machine, they tie it around your waist, and it can do the equivalent of X amount of sit ups per day while you lie down. Sure enough there is some fat haunty one up on top of it. Get out and do some exercise, cut down on the Chinese food and double vodkas for fuck sake. Gimmicks.
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Somebody’s come up with the idea of 6 minute abs you say?
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They used to manufacture this type of machine in west donegal. Chicago Bulls etc bought a ton of them. Anyone I know who used the things didn’t lose an ounce of fat. We tried one on whilst drinking one night. Felt like electrical pulses, you could turn it up to the max and feel you were getting shocked by the thing. Gimmick
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Its effectively chemically induced anorexia - Ozempic and the other GLP-1 agonists will in time irreversibly damage ones health.
Anything that F’s with the pancreas? no thank you
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I read it just makes the body hold food in the stomach longer reducing the desire to eat more.
Ozempic Face - The rapid loss of fat in the face can cause:
- a hollowed look to the face
- changes in the size of the lips, cheeks, and chin
- wrinkles on the face
- sunken eyes
- sagging jowls around the jaw and neck.
Other side effects of GLP-1 drugs
Gastrointestinal symptoms — nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and constipation — are by far the most common side effects of GLP-1 drugs.
Serious side effects of GLP-1 agonists include:
- pancreatitis, an inflammation of the pancreas that causes abdominal pain
- gastroparesis, in which movement of food out of the stomach is slowed or stopped
- bowel obstruction, a blockage that keeps food from passing through the intestines
- gallstone attacks and bile duct blockage.
This will be the Thalidomide scandal of our era
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Madness.