I’m on 3 so far
Wan.
@cowpat . You’re day has come.
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Christmas is about blocked bowels for four days.
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I’d never be worried about the amount of bowel movements - tis more the amount of wipes and gooeyness of the movements is the bigger concern
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Zero. A failed attempt at 1pm.
@cowpat should be the thread moderator here.
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2 so far
I had a hugely impressive and much needed Guinness shite at approximately 3pm today. It was as black as night before the dawn. The copious amounts of red wine I’ve consumed over the last few days probably helped as well.
3 yesterday post dinner. 2 today so far. Keeping me grand and light and leaving room for more.
I just had my turd. (pardon the pun)
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My first of the day is brewing
Two before lunch. One after. I’m a new man.
Number 4 in the bag. Weak effort
A bidet is a necessity I don’t possess. On a day like today it must be a Godsend
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6 creamy pints.
Out early, home early.
More would have been nice but non essential really.
That’s not normal, I’d present to a relevant medical professional
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Sphincter must be getting tired at this stage.
There’ll be repercussions later no doubt
The hole must be wore off you.